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Leiren -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 2:27:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NYLass I'd have to agree. One whack with my cane, and he'll break in half. No doubt! But then he'd just ask for more money for the horrendous (gigglensnort) injury you inflicted on him. [:D] All kidding aside, don't these people realize that they're so easily identified for what they really are? Never mind. Stupid question on my part. [8\|]

DarkSteven -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 3:21:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Leiren All kidding aside, don't these people realize that they're so easily identified for what they really are? Never mind. Stupid question on my part. [8\|] Right now, their profiles are dumb as hell. I keep getting afraid of what will happen when the scammers get some brains and start writing halfway intelligent ones...

SoulPiercer -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 3:54:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Leiren quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Oh brother...he weighs 34 pounds too according to the profile. Well, hell. Why is that Nigerian scammers always weigh less than 60 lbs.? [8D] Have you ever been to Nigeria? What a horribly insensitive thing to say! The money you spend on your Vendi Mocha Latex could feed a family of 8 Nigerian scammers for a month.* Just because they have the technology to pull off some of the most successful money scams known to mankind, that does not mean they can afford to buy a sandwich now and then. *From FeedTheScammers.org

BrutalCAOwner -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 4:06:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer quote: ORIGINAL: Leiren quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Oh brother...he weighs 34 pounds too according to the profile. Well, hell. Why is that Nigerian scammers always weigh less than 60 lbs.? [8D] Have you ever been to Nigeria? What a horribly insensitive thing to say! The money you spend on your Vendi Mocha Latex could feed a family of 8 Nigerian scammers for a month.* Just because they have the technology to pull off some of the most successful money scams known to mankind, that does not mean they can afford to buy a sandwich now and then. *From FeedTheScammers.org I think you missed the humor in that reply: The poster was referring to the fact that Nigerian scammers almost always list their weight in Kilograms and not Pounds (even when they list themselves as Americans or living in the US), which makes them very easy to spot because they have ridiculously LOW weights when measured in pounds!

SoulPiercer -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 4:11:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BrutalCAOwner quote: ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer quote: ORIGINAL: Leiren quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Oh brother...he weighs 34 pounds too according to the profile. Well, hell. Why is that Nigerian scammers always weigh less than 60 lbs.? [8D] Have you ever been to Nigeria? What a horribly insensitive thing to say! The money you spend on your Vendi Mocha Latex could feed a family of 8 Nigerian scammers for a month.* Just because they have the technology to pull off some of the most successful money scams known to mankind, that does not mean they can afford to buy a sandwich now and then. From FeedTheScammers.org I think you missed the humor in that reply: The poster was referring to the fact that Nigerian scammers almost always list their weight in Kilograms and not Pounds (even when they list themselves as Americans or living in the US), which makes them very easy to spot because they have ridiculously LOW weights when listed in pounds! I think you missed the humor in my post. Is there really a Vendi Mocha Latex? Did those statistics really come from FeedTheScammers.org*? See .. even though I got the joke .. I don't tell people I got the joke .. cuz that's part of the joke.

MissJanice2 -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 4:13:24 PM)
*OMG! Deminant? That beats the Dominant verses Dominate thing hands down. LMAO.* *Respectfully,* *Mistress_Jan*

DrkJourney -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 4:19:28 PM)
now now....I think you're all missing the big picture here. Now I'm sure for a modest fee, you can not only get a wonderful slave but also be Queen of Nigeria...or King however it works out for you, at least that's about what they promise in the emails they send me. I am just about to sprint to my checkbook [sm=insane.gif]

WyldHrt -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 4:23:58 PM)
quote: Right now, their profiles are dumb as hell. I keep getting afraid of what will happen when the scammers get some brains and start writing halfway intelligent ones... Most are dumb as hell, some are not. Pointing out the dead giveaways in their profiles simply teaches them to correct the errors next time around, improving their chances of hooking a victim.

SoulPiercer -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 4:28:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: Right now, their profiles are dumb as hell. I keep getting afraid of what will happen when the scammers get some brains and start writing halfway intelligent ones... Most are dumb as hell, some are not. Pointing out the dead giveaways in their profiles simply teaches them to correct the errors next time around, improving their chances of hooking a victim. WyldHrt, Is you sayin Deminant ain't a fer real werd?

DrkJourney -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 4:29:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer quote: ORIGINAL: Leiren quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Oh brother...he weighs 34 pounds too according to the profile. Well, hell. Why is that Nigerian scammers always weigh less than 60 lbs.? [8D] Have you ever been to Nigeria? What a horribly insensitive thing to say! The money you spend on your Vendi Mocha Latex could feed a family of 8 Nigerian scammers for a month.* Just because they have the technology to pull off some of the most successful money scams known to mankind, that does not mean they can afford to buy a sandwich now and then. *From FeedTheScammers.org personally I'm going to go over so scammer's village with the teaching program. Fear not, I will teach them to grab at least a bag of chips in between scams. I know I know but I don't mind sacrificing for the betterment of scammerkind. gonna be hell living out of those mansions...but somebody's gotta do it

WyldHrt -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 4:29:51 PM)
Around here, with so many subs looking for their perfect dominate? It may well be [:D]

windchymes -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 6:32:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wantstocontrolu What is a Demiant ???? It's the opposite of a Repubmissive. [8\|]

thishereboi -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 6:35:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Leiren quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Oh brother...he weighs 34 pounds too according to the profile. Well, hell. Why is that Nigerian scammers always weigh less than 60 lbs.? [8D] I don't know, but think of the fortune to be made if we go over and teach them english and math.

DarkSteven -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 7:05:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes quote: ORIGINAL: Wantstocontrolu What is a Demiant ???? It's the opposite of a Repubmissive. [8\|] [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

BohemianGoddess -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 9:11:56 PM)
LMAO as I read all of this!!

GoddessImaginos -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 9:13:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Wantstocontrolu What is a Demiant ???? A partial ant. It's a bit like a demigod. ROTFLMFAO bawls laughing..

manxcat -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 9:23:29 PM)
It's the opposite of a Repubmissive. roflmao

InvisibleBlack -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/22/2009 9:41:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: Leiren quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Oh brother...he weighs 34 pounds too according to the profile. Well, hell. Why is that Nigerian scammers always weigh less than 60 lbs.? [8D] I don't know, but think of the fortune to be made if we go over and teach them english and math. I think the real money is in scamming the scammers... "Are your dating site posts not getting you the return in investment you're looking for? Are wealthy lonely people just not responding as often and as quickly as you'd like? No more writing ads only to have forum regulars laugh at you. No more having other site memebrs post ads mocking yours!Convincing strangers online to send you money or bank routing information is a difficult and tricky business - however we can help you! For just $29.99 you'll receive our guidebook 'How To Write The Perfect Dating Site Ad'. Purchase it NOW and we'll throw in for free our list of 'The 10 Most Common Mistakes Non-American Scammers Make' and provide you with five sure-fire sample ads guaranteed to make you money or we'll refund your money and you can keep the '10 Most Common Mistakes' and the sample ads! Act now as supplies are limited! Why wait? You could be getting money through Western Union right now! It's up to you!"

SoulPiercer -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/23/2009 7:17:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: InvisibleBlack quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: Leiren quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Oh brother...he weighs 34 pounds too according to the profile. Well, hell. Why is that Nigerian scammers always weigh less than 60 lbs.? [8D] I don't know, but think of the fortune to be made if we go over and teach them english and math. I think the real money is in scamming the scammers... "Are your dating site posts not getting you the return in investment you're looking for? Are wealthy lonely people just not responding as often and as quickly as you'd like? No more writing ads only to have forum regulars laugh at you. No more having other site memebrs post ads mocking yours!Convincing strangers online to send you money or bank routing information is a difficult and tricky business - however we can help you! For just $29.99 you'll receive our guidebook 'How To Write The Perfect Dating Site Ad'. Purchase it NOW and we'll throw in for free our list of 'The 10 Most Common Mistakes Non-American Scammers Make' and provide you with five sure-fire sample ads guaranteed to make you money or we'll refund your money and you can keep the '10 Most Common Mistakes' and the sample ads! Act now as supplies are limited! Why wait? You could be getting money through Western Union right now! It's up to you!" Dude, you rock. If Billy Mays were still with us, may he rest, he could sell billions of copies. Maybe Vince the Sham Wow guy would pitch it. The only guy on the planet who can get away with saying "You're gonna love my nuts" on TV.

Leiren -> RE: I NEED A MALE OR FEMALE DEMINANT (8/23/2009 1:58:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer If Billy Mays were still with us, may he rest, he could sell billions of copies. Maybe Vince the Sham Wow guy would pitch it. The only guy on the planet who can get away with saying "You're gonna love my nuts" on TV. ROFLMAO! [8D]

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