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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Not a typical day here in the high desert of Southern CA, PaHunk.  I woke to rain a bit after dawn this morning.  Would you expect to hear 30% humidity described as "sticky?"

It works out.  I need to run my a/c for a day or so every summer, just to keep the motors lubricated, etc.

The animals don't seem bothered by it.

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ORIGINAL: VanityFix

my cat started levitating and saying that doomsday is soon approaching, but shes always silly like that. [:D]

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ORIGINAL: stella41b

I don't know... I just find some animals odd anyway..

I mean take bats for example.. They're half blind but they only come out at night. And they hang upside down. I wonder if they know they're upside down.

'Excuse me, but do you know you're perched upside down?'
'Oh am I? Oh thanks. That explains why I've got shit halfway up my back.'

It's like dogs. Dogs are weird. It's like a dog can be asleep, it's 3am in the morning, and the next thing it's stood up with its ears pricked up. I mean you could ask 'What is it?' but the dog would probably reply 'How should I know? I was asleep..'

And have you ever noticed that your dog looks amazed when it farts? This is an animal which can detect intruders, follow trails, identify smells, but the moment a dog drops its guts it gets a look on its face as if to say 'What was that?'

'It's you you smelly bugger..'
'Well you're feeding me. What are you feeding me?'

The dog drags its ass on the floor. Have you ever seen a dog do that? No warning, the dog can be sitting there one minute, next thing you know its dragging its ass across the carpet. My friend has an Alsatian which did that often until he put down wooden flooring.

It's like big dogs. I'm not keen on them. You see them in the park. They've got bollocks much bigger than those guys who send you pictures of their cocks. They're (the dogs) are lovely when they come up to you but not when they jump up, and they have to walk to accommodate their balls.

It's like budgies. They do nothing but sit in their cages all day looking in the mirror. 'What are you looking at?' It's like they've got flattened beaks when other birds have got pointed ones. Old ladies come up to them 'Pretty boy.' and I often wonder if the budgie is looking back at them and saying 'Are you taking the piss?'

Cows are another example. Cows are dumb animals with no survival instincts whatsoever. You stand at any fence and a cow will just come up and walk towards you. Completely clueless. I mean if there was any intelligence they would learn to shit without it hitting the back of their legs. There's no survival instincts, not even any attempt at camouflage. I mean, a cow is black and white but stands in a green field. They can't even run away properly. They run like old drunks.

Animals are just ... weird.

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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

my african grey bit my goffins cockatoo, one of my green-cheek conures flew onto Sirs head and bit his ear, one of the budgies is missing her tail feathers    -  the atmospheric pressure must be rising!

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ORIGINAL: daintydimples

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ORIGINAL: VanityFix

my cat started levitating and saying that doomsday is soon approaching, but shes always silly like that. [:D]

Mine does that when he wants fresh water in his dish. Can you spell drama queen???