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mydestiny2043 -> The Mafia Godfather (8/23/2009 3:28:56 PM)
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
> out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he
> got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear
> nothing that he might have to testify about in court.
>
> When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million,
> he takes along his attorney who knows sign language. The Godfather
> tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he
> embezzled from me." The attorney, using sign language, asks Enzo where
> the money is.
>
> Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The
> attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
> talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's
> temple and says, "Ask him again!"
>
> The attorney signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
> Enzo signs back,
> "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the
> shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
>
> The Godfather asks the attorney, "What did he say?" The attorney
> replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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