What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master

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Leiren -> What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 5:08:43 PM)
My bad. Earlier today I was listening to a classic rock (oldies station). They played Pat Benatar's 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot'. It just stuck in my head and I've been walking from room to room singing it at the top of my lungs. Sir is giving me the quirked eyebrow look. I think he might be ready to take me up on what he considers a challenge. [8D] Anyone else have anything to contribute on 'things never to say (or sing) where your dominant might here you?

beargonewild -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 5:30:12 PM)
If one's master is also a sadist...never ever express any curiosity to a new type of play. It will be heard as "I want to experience it asap" This applies if you specifically state that you are only curious because you know nothing about it.

Leiren -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 5:47:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild If one's master is also a sadist...never ever express any curiosity to a new type of play. It will be heard as "I want to experience it asap" This applies if you specifically state that you are only curious because you know nothing about it. Oh yeah. That sounds real similar to some questions Sir asked me when we first met and were establishing a relationship. He asked me what I hated the most. I said canes. Guess what? A week later he had three new canes in the house. Damn. [8D]

littlewonder -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 5:59:02 PM)
Never say "you're mean". You'll find out just how mean he can be.

Leiren -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 6:14:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder Never say "you're mean". You'll find out just how mean he can be. Good example. [:)] I've also learned to NOT say 'that's not fair'! His response is: The fair is where you ride a merry-go-round and eat cotton candy.

WyldHrt -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 6:26:27 PM)
"You hit like a girl" is never a good choice under any circumstances. The consequences are likely to be even worse if the D in question happens to be female. [:D]

lovingpet -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 7:45:46 PM)
"NO!!!!" Bad, bad, baaaaaaad idea!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 7:49:42 PM)
I do hit like a girl. A burly girl. [:D]

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 7:53:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild If one's master is also a sadist...never ever express any curiosity to a new type of play. It will be heard as "I want to experience it asap" This applies if you specifically state that you are only curious because you know nothing about it. Sheesh, now you tell me, bear! [8\|] [>:] By the way, love the new photo! [:D]

scifi1133 -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 7:57:09 PM)
[8D] quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I do hit like a girl. A burly girl. [:D]

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 8:04:59 PM)
"Oh, you hit me? I'm sorry; I didn't notice."

BKSir -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 8:06:45 PM)
Never, ever tell your Dom, "Get me some coffee, bitch!"

lovingpet -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 8:30:55 PM)
I told you so! They tend to hate that or so I've heard. Oh, and a little birdie told me that accidentally landing strike upone one's dominant's bottom with his own wooden hairbrush tends to not end well for certain subbies. Not that I would know or anything..... lovingpet

beargonewild -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 8:44:44 PM)
Also......don't turn and say to your master " You can be replaced"

WyldHrt -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/24/2009 11:24:00 PM)
Never ever tell your Dom, "You can't make me!" Some of 'em just Lurve a challenge! [:D]

Kalista07 -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/25/2009 4:17:25 AM)
i would appreciate it if Ya'll would stop talking about me..........oh wait..........You weren't...................Hmmmm..................uh.....Okay....Well...i guess i'll just share then...Nothing to see here then.... Keep in mind that my Master is a self admitted sadist as you read these... 1. Never say to Your Master (Dom/ whatever) "uhm...get it yourself bithes..what do you think i am... Your maid?" 2. Never say to Your Master "Well that didn't even leave a mark" 3. Never simply and innocently say to Your Master " Ohhh look at these cute and innocent little markings on my breasts...The look like little tiny smurfs have attacked my breasts." because alls that does is set oneself up for subsequent painful "smurf checks" throughout random times, random places, and random locations..... 4. Never........ever............and i do mean eeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr playfully make contact with your master's face with your hand.{ uuhhhh yeahhh....this may have been intensified a weee bit due to the fact that we were driving......} ...Yeah bad bad bad idea...trust me.. You may not live through it.. 5. Never (i'm not sure i even have the courage to relay this message) swing around a rice pack while threatening to do a 'smurf snake check' on Him while walking through the apartment while He's trying to grab You to get Your attention... If He is for fucks sake pay the fuck attention.... And for the love of all that is both holy and unholy Do NOT swing the rice bag in the direction of His.................................... well i think we all know where that one is going................................................................................ That is all that i can recal at this time........ Kali

LillyoftheVally -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/25/2009 4:18:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Also......don't turn and say to your master " You can be replaced" Really? Dammit thats a regular comment from me

loverly -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/25/2009 4:22:35 AM)
Maybe not so good to toss your head while You are walking away to get something for HIM and say " and do YOU want fries with that?" ! and "whatever!" is so good either!

tammystarm -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/25/2009 6:39:46 AM)
funnies ive done almost all, and lived through it, amazingly. not as many as Kali damn girl! never forget to tell your Dom/Master etc, that you can in fact get out of the restraints AFTER the session is over. (i got out only cause it was so intense that i moved that damn much, and for the record i didnt have chance to say; I think the ropes are a bit lose, Master.....) you must figure out how to tell Him at some point some way...... Next time the rope marks will be enbedded for a week.....

beargonewild -> RE: What NOT to do or say to your dominant or master (8/25/2009 6:41:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyoftheVally quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Also......don't turn and say to your master " You can be replaced" Really? Dammit thats a regular comment from me Well I tried that with a potential dom and let me just say it did cause tension between us for a while!

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