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to heck with Swine Flu, We need this disease - 8/25/2009 6:07:16 AM

Hillwilliam

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First thing on TV this morning was another gushing TV reporter telling all of us that up to 30 million people could get swine flu this winter and generally predicting doom and gloom. this got me to thinking, What if diseases targeted only certain populations?

That's what we need.

how about "chicken little flu" 100% fatal disease that targets doom and gloom obsesses news hacks

Ok folks, as usual with My threads. what are your ideas? lets have some good diseases

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RE: to heck with Swine Flu, We need this disease - 8/25/2009 7:03:36 AM

Marc2b

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Chiken Little Flu would wipe out about half of the people who post regularly on the Off Topic and Politics and Religion boards!

It would also wipe out all of the global warming nutcases as well as all the "Liberals are going to destroy us" nutcases and the "Conservatives are going to destroy us" nut cases. Let's not forget all the "Muslims are going to destroy us" nutcases, the "Christians are going to destroy us" nutcases and...

Ah, Hell... all the "(fill in the blank) are going to destroy us" nutcases.

That pretty much accounts for the whole human race.

I kind of like this idea. Once Chicken Little Flu has run its' course, me and the seven other people remaining can set out to repopulate the human race.