I finally figured out why I need a slave girl!

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leadership527 -> I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/25/2009 7:25:34 PM)
So there we were out on the patio sipping wine after a long day's work. Carol got up to refill her wine and asked me, "What can I get you Sir?" My brain was a bit fried and I started out, "bring me....." and then it bubbled out... "... a shrubbery!" And I finally realized after all these years, I could finally say, "Bring me a shrubbery!" and someone would! My life is truly complete.

lovingpet -> RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/25/2009 7:33:05 PM)
All the hard work of running another's life just to be handed a little tree at your whimsy? I dunno..... I think I would DEMAND a full sized one, but I'm a bitch.... lovingpet

Arpig -> RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/25/2009 7:36:42 PM)
Ah I understand...you are truly fulfilled now.

GreedyTop -> RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/25/2009 11:25:22 PM)
SHRUBBERIES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SteelofUtah -> RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/26/2009 9:06:39 AM)
You know I have always wanted a Banzi Tree. I think that will be my answer the next time I get asked what someone can get me. I really always did want a Banzi, and the little clipper set that comes with them. I find them very Zen. Steel

NightTigress -> RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/26/2009 9:09:23 AM)
You just made my day thank you Leadership

darchChylde -> RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/26/2009 9:38:27 AM)
Now that you have your shrubbery, you can now say "Ecky-ecky-ecky- ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble"!!! Now what did I do with my herring? Congratulations!!! wanders of mumbling how am i supposed to cut down a tree with a herring when i keep on misplacing the gosh-durned herring?**

SteelofUtah -> RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/26/2009 10:37:24 AM)
But Lions don't Molt. HA But Penguins Do! See Ran Circles round you Logically!!! Steel

PyrotheClown -> RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! (8/26/2009 10:48:58 AM)
Ni!

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