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There was a young man from Crewe - 8/26/2009 3:32:34 PM   
BriteBlond


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Status: offline 		There was a young man from Crewe
Who decided to build a canoe
But when he got to the river
He found with a shiver
He forgot to use waterproof glue!

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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/26/2009 4:01:17 PM   
igor2003


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Status: offline 		And so this young man with a boat,
Was unable to keep it afloat.
It sank like a rock
So he swam to the dock
Coughing tadpoles out of his throat.

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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/26/2009 5:53:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		These Tadpoles that came with each choke
were far from a longshore man joke
once out of the bog
he coughed up a frog
and two more every time that he spoke.



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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/27/2009 12:12:31 AM   
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penned a poem he thought would behoove all.
It sputtered and stank
and the readers all thank
Mod Eleven for its prompt removal. 

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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/27/2009 3:17:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		That canoeless young man from Crewe,
Sat on a rock feeling quite blue,
His Reason for boating,
Was wailing and moaning,
She now had noone to do!

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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/27/2009 5:05:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: YoursMistress

A poster in search of approval
penned a poem he thought would behoove all.
It sputtered and stank
and the readers all thank
Mod Eleven for its prompt removal. 

yours



Well, I thought it was quiet amusing.

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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/27/2009 5:58:32 AM   
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there sat the young man from crewe,
he sat with his leaky canoe,
with oar in his hand
he looked up and asked,
i can't paddle "can you"
                                                                                                                 

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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/27/2009 7:43:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BriteBlond


quote:

ORIGINAL: YoursMistress

A poster in search of approval
penned a poem he thought would behoove all.
It sputtered and stank
and the readers all thank
Mod Eleven for its prompt removal. 

yours



Well, I thought it was quiet amusing.


I was referring to my own piece of doggerel. 


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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/27/2009 11:08:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: YoursMistress

quote:

ORIGINAL: BriteBlond


quote:

ORIGINAL: YoursMistress

A poster in search of approval
penned a poem he thought would behoove all.
It sputtered and stank
and the readers all thank
Mod Eleven for its prompt removal. 

yours




Well, I thought it was quiet amusing.


I was referring to my own piece of doggerel. 



Ain't I a plonker?

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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/28/2009 6:34:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		From Crewe the canoe maker came
Hoping to impress some fair dame
He had spied hlen5
When his boat took a dive
And now he's all wet, just the same.

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RE: There was a young man from Crewe - 8/29/2009 2:32:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hlen5 saw him go into the drink,
She didn't take time just to think,
She threw him a rope,
Once banked the poor dope,
Thought her only intent he not sink!!

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