MrFud
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A 60-ish man goes to the doc for his annual checkup.
"Doc, do you think I'll see 80?"
"Well, you check out pretty good, let me ask you some questions about your lifestyle. Do you smoke?"
Nope.
Do you drink quite a bit?
Nope.
Do you eat alot of BBQ or rib-eye steaks?
Nope.
Do you take unneccesary risks like driving too fast, hang gliding, etc?
Nope, I'm vary careful about risks.
Do you have sex with multiple partners?
Nope, just my wife.
Then why the hell do you care????
< Message edited by MrFud -- 8/26/2009 3:57:13 PM >
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On aging and health care. - 
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