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rideemwet -> Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/26/2009 8:13:30 PM)

I was in the grocery store where the sign said "Custom Subs".  My first thought was to wonder how a grocery store could specialize in submissives.  Took just a second to realize I was in the deli.  Guess my mind was somewhere else.

So what things have you misinterpreted?  I'm sure others can top my brain fart ...



Musicmystery -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/26/2009 9:31:40 PM)

There's a supermarket here with a logo--it's supposed to be veggies....a string bean curved on one side, a thin pepper curved on the other, a third stringy veggie down the middle--and it looks for all the world like a pussy.

There on the wall, on the signs, on the cashiers' shirts, reading the logo this way: Fresh [pussy]. Every Day.

Now that's a full service supermarket.



fluffypet61 -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/27/2009 2:22:50 PM)

There is a bank in Central Georgia with big signs out front that say   CB&T



Leiren -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/27/2009 2:26:58 PM)

My post is similar to the OP's post. [8D]

When I was living with my previous dominant he couldn't resist commenting on the packaging for a local pizza joint. They also served other food items. On their pizza boxes, they had 'fresh, toasted subs, made to order'.

He jokingly used to claim they he needed to order one for fire play, but the pizza joint had already toasted them so it wasn't worth his money. [:D]



windchymes -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/27/2009 4:10:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

There's a supermarket here with a logo--it's supposed to be veggies....a string bean curved on one side, a thin pepper curved on the other, a third stringy veggie down the middle--and it looks for all the world like a pussy.

There on the wall, on the signs, on the cashiers' shirts, reading the logo this way: Fresh [pussy]. Every Day.

Now that's a full service supermarket.



I've seen that logo here and thought the same thing! [:D]



sunshinemiss -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/27/2009 4:18:38 PM)

There was some construction in front of some businesses when I lived in Columbus.  I needed to get my birth control pills and went down to the clinic.  Sign read:

Planned Parenthood:  Enter in rear.

*blink*



Daddysredhead -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/27/2009 6:13:01 PM)

LOL at Sunny...

Today my office manager was on a call, telling someone that some paperwork was missing.  The end of the conversation was her saying, "I need proof of your submission within the next 48 hours."

(who knew she was a Domme?)  [:o]



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/27/2009 10:11:56 PM)

There's a new Sporting Goods store going in where I met the Evil Ones last night.  The sign *used to* read, "Dicks coming soon".



rideemwet -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/28/2009 7:36:03 AM)

Music, I guess I don't shop at that grocery store or maybe that chain doesn't cover Atlanta.  Fluffy, how come I've never noticed that bank!?!



windchymes -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/28/2009 10:00:21 AM)

There's a strip mall outside of Atlantic City, NJ where the stores, in this order, are BJ's, Dick's (Sporting Goods), Odd Jobs, and Seaman's (Furniture).  Locally, it's known as the Sex Mall, lol.



Musicmystery -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/28/2009 10:48:47 AM)

Well, it IS a "strip" mall...



cravesdom -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/28/2009 2:14:27 PM)

There is a billboard on the way into Pittsburgh for a restaurant called Max & Erma's that advertises "Desserts that dominate". Sounds like my kind of desserts.



peachgirl -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/28/2009 2:52:26 PM)

there is a furniture refinishing place here in town, it's called Rubwell.  you have to enter at the back of the store, the sign in front says, "Rubwell in rear".



windchymes -> RE: Misinterpreting Vanilla Phrases (8/28/2009 9:02:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Well, it IS a "strip" mall...


Good point :)



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