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Albert suffers from a stomach virus. Exhausted he goes to bed. He is awakened from a feverish sleep by harp music. He opens his eyes and at the foot of his bed is bearded fellow in a long white robe.
"Who are you?" he asks.
"I am Saint Peter", responds the man.
"What are you doing in my bedroom?"
"I have come to take you to heaven for you have passed." answers Saint Peter.
"I'm dead?, C'mon I can't be dead I am only 51!" cries Albert.
"You have no control over it...when your time is up, your time is up."
"You can't take me, is there someone I can do?"
Saint Peter thinks for a minute, "Well, there is the reincarnation option. But the only opening available for you, at this moment, is to go back as a hen."
"A hen, like a chicken?"
"Yes, a hen. Take it or leave it."
"Okay...I'll take it."
POOF
Albert finds himself walking around a barnyard he notes his funny feet and pretty feathers. A rooster approaches him.
"Are you the new hen Saint Peter told me about?" asks the rooster.
"Yeah, I just got here and I kind of like it. Ow! What are these awful cramps!"
"You're ovulating", says the rooster, "you have to lay an egg."
Albert drops an egg. "Wow, I can lay eggs. Ugh, there's that cramp again"
"You have to lay another egg"
Albert starts to push it out when all of a sudden he starts getting slapped repeatedly about the head...
"Wake up Albert, you moron, your shitting in bed!" screams his wife.
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