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Limerick for Setember... a few days early... - 8/27/2009 9:05:16 AM

fewlimitshere

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There was a wrinkled old wench from Belize
Who had a sexually transmitted disease.
She would plead, "Oh, don't worry.
Don't be off in such a hurry.
For I have two other holes that will please."

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RE: Limerick for Setember... a few days early... - 8/27/2009 9:20:09 AM

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But this wench had herself a ripe daughter
who would lounge every day by the water
while the old broad gave me head
I fantasize of that girl instead
and that made the process much hotter

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RE: Limerick for Setember... a few days early... - 8/27/2009 8:01:23 PM

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While reading this verse in my study
I beat myself off 'till I'm bloody
I gobbed on some lotion
Continued the motion
And nodded in thanks to you, buddy.

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RE: Limerick for Setember... a few days early... - 8/28/2009 10:14:40 AM

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Three stanzas, beat this!

Have you heard about the girls in Birmingham
and all the commotion concerning em?
They lifted the frock
and ticked the cock
of the bishop while he was confirming em.

Now the bishop was nobody's fool.
He'd been to a good public school.
So he took down his britches
and diddled those bitches
with his nine inch Episcopal tool

Said they as the bishop withdrew
"This must be our final adieu
cause the vicar is thicker
and slicker and quicker
and two inches longer than you!"

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RE: Limerick for Setember... a few days early... - 8/28/2009 10:59:08 AM

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So the Bishop withdrew quite post haste
but would not tolerate this blatent disgrace
and drove it deep in her ass
and for being so crass
pulled it out and asked her "now how does it taste"

The first girl was frozen in fear
but her friend was a true hearted dear
licked his stick like a sucker
called him a dirty old fucker
and that is cock tasted quite queer

The Bishop was now rather mad
At the behavior that both these girls had
so he marched then to the Vicar
Who Should have been Quicker
But was caught with his cock inside Chad

The Bishop began to complain
while the girls sat in awe with disdain
So Chad tried to cover
for his unholy lover
while in his ass the Vicars cock did remian

The Bishop questioned "What going on here"
Chad rubed his eyes as they started to tear.
See the Bishop's had Chad
Who Cheated like Mad
And that's why his Cock Tasted Queer.

**I can go on forever...... My Limeric Kung Fu is quite Strong**

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RE: Limerick for Setember... a few days early... - 8/28/2009 11:13:00 AM

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The Bishop he started to cuss
When diagnosed with damn syphilis
That fucking cheap whore
I’ll get her before
She infects the damn town and ruins us

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