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mydestiny2043 -> You gave the best one to Gonzalez (8/28/2009 8:41:01 AM)
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When Pedro and Maria got married, he was a very experienced
man, but she was totally naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro
removed his clothes, Maria asked, 'Pedro! What is that?'
Pedro was a quick thinker. 'Maria, I am the only man
in the world with one of these.' And then he proudly showed her what it
was for. Maria was pleased.
After the honeymoon was over, Pedro returned to work, only
to return home to find an upset Maria waiting on their front porch.
'Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those
and yet today, when I saw Gonzalez changing his clothes behind the
shed, he had one, too!'
Ever fast on his feet, Pedro said, 'Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my best friend..
Since I had two, I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the
world with one.' A skeptical Maria accepted this answer, but when
Pedro returned home the next day, an agitated Maria was waiting on the
porch. 'Maria? Now what's wrong?'
'Damn it, Pedro. You gave the best one to Gonzalez!'
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