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foxglove716 -> the movie of your life (2/25/2006 1:46:45 PM)
If a movie were being made about all the fantastic adventures of your sexlife, who would you cast to play yourself and your partner(s) and how would the movie end?

RavenMuse -> RE: the movie of your life (2/25/2006 2:02:51 PM)
Viggo Mortensen playing the leading role It'd take a reasonably large cast to cover the last 20 or so years The start would involve the teenage me turning around at a bar as an attractive young lady in her mid twentys approaches and smileing in welcome..... the adventures lead on from there The end comes some 25 years later after the hero finds himself once more single and starting to rebuild a new life. After a series of emails lead him to a bar where he turns and attractive young lady in her mid twentys approaches, he smiles and winks to the camera..... Come back in another 25 years and we will make the sequel![;)][:D]

yourMissTress -> RE: the movie of your life (2/25/2006 2:54:49 PM)
quote: Viggo Mortensen playing the leading role MMMMMMMMM, Viggo...oh my, * drifts off for a bit Oh, what was this thread about? Yes, a movie about my sex life...that's a good one. Fortunately for me CM would have to moderate me if I posted the info here.

fergus -> RE: the movie of your life (2/25/2006 3:29:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: foxglove716 If a movie were being made about all the fantastic adventures of your sexlife, who would you cast to play yourself and your partner(s) and how would the movie end? sigh I feel like my life is already a movie! A dark satircal comedy in which I am the straight man. If we wanted an INTERESTING film of my sex life, I reckon we would people to play the characters in my head ;) fergus

IronBear -> RE: the movie of your life (2/25/2006 3:43:23 PM)
Arnie "I'll be back".. himself playing the lead (He'll need a voice coach to get an Aussie accent but he should be able to roar, grunt and groan ok),, Angelina Jolle to play the female lead and the film climaxex with Big Hairy ruling the world as the divine decendent of the Holy Cosmic Orgasm.

Evanesce -> RE: the movie of your life (2/25/2006 9:28:58 PM)
quote: If a movie were being made about all the fantastic adventures of your sexlife, who would you cast to play yourself and your partner(s) and how would the movie end? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Antonio Banderas (think Zorro). How would it end? Her in shackles, blouse torn, smiling - and him with a whip, of course.

Gauge -> RE: the movie of your life (2/25/2006 11:03:58 PM)
Gauge - Dennis Miller My first love - Ashley Judd My ex wife - Anna Nicole Smith (because my ex took me to the cleaners like Anna did that old guy) My first girlfriend after my divorce - Angelina Jolie The movie would open with me in the passionate embrace of Ashley Judd while we make love. I would then get married and not have good sex for 13 years. After my divorce I would then meet, on the Internet, Angelina. We would fall in love and the longing to be together would become so much that neither of us could stand it. She would finally come to Pennsylvania and meet me and we would have the most wonderful time for two weeks. Raw, lust filled sex. Great dining. Sight seeing. Raw, lust filled sex. A pool at the hotel where she stayed. A hot tub. Did I mention the raw, lust filled sex? She would leave to get things straightened out where she lived so she could come here and stay. Then I wouldn't hear from her for several months. I would get a call one evening from a friend of hers. Her friend would tell me that Angelina had died in her sleep one night and that as she was going through Angelina's things she found love letters and a way to get in contact with me. Of course I would be heartbroken to learn of her death and there would be a scene of me crying and grieving my lost love. Several years after her death the movie would end with me, sitting alone, in my apartment, typing on my computer. Before anyone asks... yes, it is a true story. [:(]

champagnewishes -> RE: the movie of your life (2/26/2006 1:02:00 AM)
Peta Wilson (me) and Roy Dupuis (Him)........and it wouldn't end. It would be like "The song that never ends...It's just goes on and on my friend".....

Aileen68 -> RE: the movie of your life (2/26/2006 5:11:16 AM)
quote: The movie would open with me in the passionate embrace of Ashley Judd while we make love. I would then get married and not have good sex for 13 years. After my divorce I would then meet, on the Internet, Angelina. We would fall in love and the longing to be together would become so much that neither of us could stand it. She would finally come to Pennsylvania and meet me and we would have the most wonderful time for two weeks. Raw, lust filled sex. Great dining. Sight seeing. Raw, lust filled sex. A pool at the hotel where she stayed. A hot tub. Did I mention the raw, lust filled sex? She would leave to get things straightened out where she lived so she could come here and stay. Then I wouldn't hear from her for several months. I would get a call one evening from a friend of hers. Her friend would tell me that Angelina had died in her sleep one night and that as she was going through Angelina's things she found love letters and a way to get in contact with me. Of course I would be heartbroken to learn of her death and there would be a scene of me crying and grieving my lost love. Several years after her death the movie would end with me, sitting alone, in my apartment, typing on my computer. Before anyone asks... yes, it is a true story. :( So sorry.

RavenMuse -> RE: the movie of your life (2/26/2006 5:30:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Several years after her death the movie would end with me, sitting alone, in my apartment, typing on my computer. Before anyone asks... yes, it is a true story. [:(] Balls to that.... Issues a directors cut where Gauge is typing on his computer when he notices a mail turn up in his inbox. A young lady that he'd been interested in has finaly got through her backlog of mail and after sending out many many rejection 'thanks but no thanks' has spotted the potential that this man just might be the Master of her dreams. They exchange mails a few times, meet for coffee, get on real well. It closes a few weeks later with her kneeling in front of our hero, looking up at him with love in her eyes as he places a collar of blue around her pretty neck.... The rest, well I recon you're worth a sequel too[:)]

MHOO314 -> RE: the movie of your life (2/26/2006 5:50:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenMuse Viggo Mortensen playing the leading role Damn Raven, he is My fav actor---when is the premier??

RavenMuse -> RE: the movie of your life (2/26/2006 6:07:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 Damn Raven, he is My fav actor---when is the premier?? Well I had to pick someone who would do justice to the role, He'll have to tone up for my early years and put on a few pounds for the later ones but he NEARLY has enough charisma [;)] I've left the studio to handle the premier details, whilst I begin working on the sequel[:D]

Gauge -> RE: the movie of your life (2/26/2006 9:15:10 AM)
quote: It closes a few weeks later with her kneeling in front of our hero, looking up at him with love in her eyes as he places a collar of blue around her pretty neck.... The rest, well I recon you're worth a sequel too You know, if I ever get to the your side of the pond I will have to look you up. I don't drink but I would like to buy you a pint. [:)]

RavenMuse -> RE: the movie of your life (2/26/2006 9:38:18 AM)
Always open to a pint in good company [:)] We all get a bit down at times but you can't give up. Keep it positive and don't end the damn movie till you get the ending you want[:D]

mnottertail -> RE: the movie of your life (2/26/2006 11:04:11 AM)
I would have to have several movies going. Alfie, for my formative years (the one with Michael Caine) I am happy with the casting of that one....STET. Next might be something on the order of "The Piano" The casting for that is fine as well. Nowadays; if you have occasion to see what Mickey Rooney is up to when he's in court.........that has the underpinnings of the makings, I think......... Ron

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