beargonewild
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There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 8 miles a day.
One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his "thingie."
So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his "thingie" which he left sticking up.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady,
"There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant...........
She said, when I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I begged for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
Now, I am 80 and the damm things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!*
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That was great thanks.
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