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Marc2b -> Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 12:46:53 PM)
A thread in the “Sought for Sale” forum gave me this idea. Does anyone else have used slaves for sale? For Sale: used slave, f, 35, very obedient, experienced in domestic work, suffers incontinent problem due to frequent ass pounding by my abnormally large phallus. Comes with free box of Depends and Afghan rug with slight discoloration. $1000.00 or BO.

utahSteelsandi -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 1:42:44 PM)
that's just wrong. funny but wrong. andi

PyrotheClown -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 6:24:07 PM)
$800.00 tops....How long ago did ya change the oil?

beargonewild -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 6:26:58 PM)
$500 and that's my best offer.

LKN4SIS -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 6:41:58 PM)
I'll take her for300...if you keep the rug!

Vaughner -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 6:52:41 PM)
Show me the Slavefax report.

SoulPiercer -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 7:01:36 PM)
Slaves depreciate by 20% the moment you take them off the auction block. Add the frequent ass pounding and you'll be lucky to clear enough to pay eBay their listing fee. You might consider breeding her, however slave puppies are useless until they are at least 18.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 7:04:39 PM)
Cracks Knuckles Okay I got 6 Mad Magazines 5 of which have had the last page folded to reveal the hidden Picture 2 Cracked magazines - Not as good as Mad but they are more Raunchy 1 Cherry Poppers Magazine - Most of the pages already stuck together. I have a Half Eaten Roll of LifeSavers Open on Both ends to get the Cherry, Somewhat Fuzzy but still tasty. I will part with Three Army Men, But only the ones that make no sence like the Scout and the Radio Guy I have an Old Cap Gun, no more caps but still makes a noise when you pull the trigger. Three Empty Toilet Paper rolls good for "Doot Do Do's" A Broken Snow Blobe with Questionable Blood Stains A Ounce by weight Pocket Lint Two Wheat Pennies And a Domino's Noid Figurine. The Offer Stands for the next Hour and a Half I am offering more than I usually would but Don't want to look cheap. Steel

Musicmystery -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 7:09:24 PM)
I'd have to test drive her first, see how she handles.

PyrotheClown -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 7:21:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Cracks Knuckles Okay I got 6 Mad Magazines 5 of which have had the last page folded to reveal the hidden Picture 2 Cracked magazines - Not as good as Mad but they are more Raunchy 1 Cherry Poppers Magazine - Most of the pages already stuck together. I have a Half Eaten Roll of LifeSavers Open on Both ends to get the Cherry, Somewhat Fuzzy but still tasty. I will part with Three Army Men, But only the ones that make no sence like the Scout and the Radio Guy I have an Old Cap Gun, no more caps but still makes a noise when you pull the trigger. Three Empty Toilet Paper rolls good for "Doot Do Do's" A Broken Snow Blobe with Questionable Blood Stains A Ounce by weight Pocket Lint Two Wheat Pennies And a Domino's Noid Figurine. The Offer Stands for the next Hour and a Half I am offering more than I usually would but Don't want to look cheap. Steel Is it wrong that I've actually bartered using some of these items, not just as a kid, but some in the past three years...?Icluding a mint 1969 mad for a 20 sack(had some parts poke'n fun a nixon when he was still a senator, and an interview with suppy sales)

Marc2b -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 10:17:42 PM)
quote: I have an Old Cap Gun, no more caps but still makes a noise when you pull the trigger. Do they still make those cap guns? The ones with the paper stripes that mad that great funky black powder smell?

Marc2b -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 10:18:46 PM)
quote: I'd have to test drive her first, see how she handles. You'll have to leave a ten percent deposit. By the way, financing is avaliable.

Marc2b -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 10:20:33 PM)
You're kind of missing the point here folks - I wanna see your used slave ads.

extrmsadistseeks -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 10:22:08 PM)
Are we talking real money or monopoly money or better yet I do have some Chinese currency

slutslave4u -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/4/2009 10:24:38 PM)
Well damn, at least you could have offered recent up to date photo's of the merchandise.....who wants to make an offer without seeing the merchandise anyway?

fuzzybear590 -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/7/2009 2:32:01 PM)
Slightly used slave . 18 y/o Blonde Green eyes 36C 24 36 5'2" 110# . Doesn't speak at all, or hear either. Comes with cattle prod and ASL CD ROM. Slight scar on her scalp from the operation. Fully trained domestic and eye candy.The cattle prod has a charger .

Musicmystery -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/7/2009 3:27:34 PM)
quote: By the way, financing is avaliable. And "lay-away," I presume... [:D]

BalletBob -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/8/2009 4:30:54 PM)
How about $200.00? And I can share my Depends with her. I always wanted a Sister Sub. Very Dry and sisterless, sub BalletBob

ShaharThorne -> RE: Used Slave For Sale (9/8/2009 4:41:15 PM)
Slave, 42, male, loves housework and wearing satiny knickers, calls himself bi so will sell to a willing couple. No small dogs allowed for fear on stepping on them. Editted for typo...

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