Termyn8or
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Having recieved mails (believe it or not) I have found a fast way to seperae the worm from the hook.
"What is it that impels you to contact me, out of all the people here, and on the internet in general, why me ? ".
Last time I used it I got a repeated invite to go yahoo. I don't know how much strength I can put into a statement but I DO NOT YAHOO. I don't even want the cellphone but it's paid up for a year. I might give up the house phone but I need it for DSL. This explained, I again recieve a mail containig the sender's yahoo address.
My response requires a response based upon something in my posts or my profile, if you can't name it you are busted. Even if you are not a scammer if you are that indiscriminant I don't want you anyway, anymore than a Woman on the street who would respond to a horn honking. Face it, if she jumps your bones because you honked your horn, that is not saffron, it is parsely.
If you can tell me why you contacted me, and that would be based on what I wrote of course, let's explore that a bit. Then we can get on to whether we can stand each others' looks and indeed one another at all. Ok fine. But I am not going for this pie in the sky shit, you contacted me on my terms. Continue to do so until I say to do otherwise. I am not clogging my PC up with shit for you, nor anyone else. I run a clean system, no webcam, none of that shit. I make no claims of being a Brad Pitt look alike or anything of the sort. When (if) we get to regular email I'll send some pics, and not of my cock unless you specifically request it, but then having requested it, the says something about you.
I love having fun with assholes, too bad so many simply run away. I mean really, I get mail, it is great. I win either way, I get to fuck with their head or they go away very quickly. Either way it is a good way to slow the mind down after work, much like double clutching (ever drive a 1950 Chevy ? ).
I guess what I am saying is to have fun with it. People are full of shit, and I can prove it in spades. First of all even a threat means nothing, I was at odds with a guy on Usenet, and you are alot more easily traceable there. We actually exchanged home addresses. If he actually came over here to kick my ass and get shot, I would have to look that up in the stupidity disctonary. And this is with full knowledge, because I really did say "Come on" and gave him my real home address. Know what happened ? Absolutely nothing. In fact after a couple of email exchanges, he even said "Maybe you're not such an asshole after all".
On the other hand we have the crazoids and the murderers and whatnot. But you get that at the mall as well. So online, I say have fun with it. Test yourself in a battle of wits, and grow stronger. Learn to think on your feet even.
I would love to scam a scammer, and it can be done. C'mon, right here. Maybe that's why I get so few scammers, because of the way I have responded. (almost sounds like back on topic eh ? )
"I have some wealth, but most of my accounts are tied to family and other entities due to ventures and such. Therefore, it would be much faster and easier (you did mention that you were in a hurry) for you to give me YOUR routing numbers so I can make the required deposit. At this point in time I don't even know which account it would be dwarn on. RSVP quickly if you wish to proceed".
Now a master scammer will see this and realize that he has met his match, and probably won't persue it. However scamming is an easy game to get into, they sell programs that just about do it for you. You get some dinglehead who thinks he's sharp and you can get him. If he is collecting money, he must have an account. You make sure to tell a little white lie about my bank is reluctant to send payment to an account that 'has not been in four figures for two quarters consequetively', or "has not been in existence for more than a year'. "I would have to answer many questions".
One thing on the scamee's side is that the scammer has one thing in common with the would be scamee, they both want somethign for nothing, or at least they think that. Somebody really gives me a go around I might have to call Interpol, because I know damn well that I didn't play the Nigerian lottery last year.
Of course they know that as well. It is like a game of chess. All strategy. First make them think you have multiple acconts and a personal banker, they will drool at that thinking they can get even more. This is precisely what will lose them the game. It's like a game of chess, all strategy. Different tools that's all.
Yup, alas the scammers don't even come after me anymore. It was so much fun. It seems I've been blacklisted. If you ever could see me operate with a telemarketer, you would know what I mean. Trick with them is simple, keep them on the phone as long as possible and don't buy anything. Case closed. People have had me do this at their house. They would say "It's a telemarketer" and I would say "Roll one, gimme a beer and a shot of that Jack Daniels'. I would be oh so polite, not even cuss. I would try to be a pleasure to talk to. But in the end there is no sale, when they could've called 10 other people at least.
People seem to get upset over this when there is no reason. Have fun with it. Face it, everybody is out to screw everybody. Go with it. I mean if you've read this much of this post, how much of a life do you have ? Actually my life has been hopping lately, but I still found time to post this. I am never bored. Sometimes I have to throw people out to get to even sleep.
What if I did 'yahoo' ? I bet I would find out this broad needs money for something. This would be outside of CM. There are people I correspond with on CM only because of the better privacy.
Armed with my intelligence, and guile on these matters, I can easily lure the smaller spider into my web and have a good meal. Tellya bout the first scam ever tried on me. Michelle moved to CA and had a telemarketing job. Well if I were to buy a year's supply of natural vitamin C they would give me a new IBM computer. My Uncle worked for IBM at the time and they did not sell computers, just leased them. Additionally I found that the natural C they were selling only had a one month shelf life. But his was for a year's supply.
What do you think was happening ? They bought a bunch of this stuff and had to move it fast, so lies were told. Of course Michelle and I burned up many minutes of company longdistance, she had been a dancer/stripper and attended many of the the parties I was also at. Small tits, but a definite hottie. One time we got her to put on a pair of jeans so fucking tight she said "Now I know how guys feel" which was promptly met with "I don't think so".
What I am saying is don't fret it. That princess in Nigeria, he could live two houses down from you and you would never know it, and likely neither would he. People lament about this shit, I have fun with it. Of course the scammer wants out of CM so they can't be reported, but so what ? Goad them into it. Understand ?
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