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harder erections - 9/6/2009 9:08:56 AM

girliedick

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My landlady says when I wear panties whilie having sex with her that my penis is much harder than when im naked and my ejaculations are huge. Why is this?

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 9:11:13 AM

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I know that I am going to regret asking this. . . But. . .

How do you have sex with panties on?

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 9:12:27 AM

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My landlady says when I wear panties whilie having sex with her that my penis is much harder than when im naked . . .

Well, that certainly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "rent boy."

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 9:13:22 AM

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You expect us to know that? Or were you really just making an annoucement?

Jeezzz dude... why do I go all limp... and not cockwise... when guys come in and share so much? Do you really want the answer to that? You can't figure it out on your own?

I don't care why you are harder with panties on... even though I have an idea of why... and so do you. My question is... why must you flash us with this lil tid bit?

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 9:15:36 AM

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My question is... why must you flash us with this lil tid bit?

Maybe he's thinking of moving and wants to get offers from places to stay?

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 9:18:39 AM

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I have no more rental space available. lol

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 10:46:44 AM

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Dear OP,

I can promise you that we are not anywhere near as interested in your dick, or in your panties, as you are.

Regards,

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 10:47:28 AM

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You expect us to know that? Or were you really just making an annoucement?

Miss Lockit,

I always heard the story this way:

A man steps into a confessional, and the priest asks him what has he done. He says "Father, I am 80 years old, and widowed. I grew tired of my lack of companionship, so I went to a local bar and chatted up a young 22 year old college girl. After a few drinks, I invited her to go home with me, and I had my way with her in every imaginable way." The priest tells the man to say 10 "Our Father"s and 10 " Hail Mary"s . "But Father", the man says, "I'm not a Catholic, I'm Jewish." The priest, puzzled, asks why the man told him. He says "are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!"

yours

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 11:09:14 AM

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ROFL... got ya! or I get it!

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 11:44:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: girliedick

My landlady says when I wear panties whilie having sex with her that my penis is much harder than when im naked and my ejaculations are huge. Why is this?

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

I know that I am going to regret asking this. . . But. . .

How do you have sex with panties on?

Maybe they're crotchess. hahaha

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 11:48:07 AM

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Dear OP,

I can promise you that we are not anywhere near as interested in your dick, or in your panties, as you are.

Regards,

LP

Good one! Laughing my ass off big-time!!

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 11:54:25 AM

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Dear OP,
I can promise you that we are not anywhere near as interested in your dick, or in your panties, as you are.
Regards,
LP

Thank you for the much-needed giggle, Lady Pact! :> I agree whole-heartedly! :>

As for peoples' quandries about not being able to have sex while wearing undies...I'm confused; fabric is pretty flexible, pull those puppies to the side and have fun! :>
Davan

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 12:30:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Dear OP,

I can promise you that we are not anywhere near as interested in your dick, or in your panties, as you are.

Regards,

LP

Yes, but... I'd like to know more about the landlady.

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 12:39:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Dear OP,

I can promise you that we are not anywhere near as interested in your dick, or in your panties, as you are.

Regards,

LP

::littlesarbonn quietly removes his new blog littlesarbonn'sdickstories.com::

Okay, need a new tact.....

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 2:14:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

You expect us to know that? Or were you really just making an annoucement?

Miss Lockit,

I always heard the story this way:

A man steps into a confessional, and the priest asks him what has he done. He says "Father, I am 80 years old, and widowed. I grew tired of my lack of companionship, so I went to a local bar and chatted up a young 22 year old college girl. After a few drinks, I invited her to go home with me, and I had my way with her in every imaginable way." The priest tells the man to say 10 "Our Father"s and 10 " Hail Mary"s . "But Father", the man says, "I'm not a Catholic, I'm Jewish." The priest, puzzled, asks why the man told him. He says "are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!"

yours

Well in that case he should have started his post with....the other night I fell asleep and had this dream.....

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 2:16:50 PM

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Well in that case he should have started his post with....the other night I fell asleep and had this dream.....

It was a dark and stormy ejaculation . . .

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 3:24:03 PM

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FR,

I've found that my winkle gets hard when I fondle it while looking at naughty pictures of ladies with no clothes on, especially if they've got nice bottoms. Has anyone else had this experience?

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 3:35:49 PM

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FR,

I've found that my winkle gets hard when I fondle it while looking at naughty pictures of ladies with no clothes on, especially if they've got nice bottoms. Has anyone else had this experience?

No.

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 4:12:27 PM

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FR,

I've found that my winkle gets hard when I fondle it while looking at naughty pictures of ladies with no clothes on, especially if they've got nice bottoms. Has anyone else had this experience?

Ah yes a Domme with a nice bottom, my bottom is nice, in fact he is very nice, handsome and very sexy. Wanna see a pic?

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RE: harder erections - 9/6/2009 7:23:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: sweetsub1957

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

I know that I am going to regret asking this. . . But. . .

How do you have sex with panties on?

Maybe they're crotchess. hahaha

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ORIGINAL: DavanKael

As for peoples' quandries about not being able to have sex while wearing undies...I'm confused; fabric is pretty flexible, pull those puppies to the side and have fun! :>
Davan

Okay. . . I said that I knew I would regret asking.

Both of those are good answers, I just had not really thought about the logistics. I was picturing trying to put a condom over the panties, and it just was not working for me.

Thank you both!