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In Case of Emergency - 9/7/2009 5:29:20 PM

MasterG2kTR

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A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

Woman asks, 'What are you?'

He says, 'I'm a Fireman'

'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.

'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'

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RE: In Case of Emergency - 9/7/2009 10:04:11 PM

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*GROAN*

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RE: In Case of Emergency - 9/8/2009 6:12:18 PM

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C'mon Greedy.....I bet you'd think it was funny if the Pirate dressed that way

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RE: In Case of Emergency - 9/8/2009 6:51:41 PM

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Bet with the broken glass and damage done by the hammer he doesn't pull it real soon or hard.

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RE: In Case of Emergency - 9/8/2009 10:35:28 PM

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*snort* Yeah, as long as he didn't bother with the glass jar ;)

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