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Dumb Dom - 9/9/2009 10:14:18 PM

EspadaKing

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Heres a joke about a Mistress at a SM club/ bar she was a complete femdom believer any way she said that no man could make her his slave and that if she could be tricked into obeying a male just one time regardless of the command then she would become a slave for him for the rest of her life. After making this boast a Master took her up on that offer he said he could get her to follow his every command she laughed. After having a few drinks and some lunch the waiter came over and the Man said to her pay the check and she did it out of impulse. Once she did everyone started laughing at her saying things like "look who's the slave now" she then had to give him everything her nice car, clothes, and house I hear she now dresses like a bunny girl, puppy girl, pony girl, slave girl, and maid when shes taken on walks because that's all she's allowed to wear now he actually sold all of her Dom outfits and gear to fem subs and male doms for less then a dollar. Moral of the story dont play a game unless you know you can win other wise your just a dumb Dom.

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RE: Dumb Dom - 9/9/2009 10:26:27 PM

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I Don't get it.

It's like a Joke only different at the end.

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RE: Dumb Dom - 9/9/2009 10:34:54 PM

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My thoughts exactly Steel

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RE: Dumb Dom - 9/10/2009 12:21:17 AM

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*blank look*

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RE: Dumb Dom - 9/10/2009 12:41:28 AM

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RE: Dumb Dom - 9/10/2009 5:48:10 AM

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**shrugs and reads next post**

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RE: Dumb Dom - 9/10/2009 6:55:35 AM

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I think a couple lines must be missing...

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RE: Dumb Dom - 9/10/2009 7:07:11 AM

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The punchline and another one?

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