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Termyn8or -> RE: Poor Design(Human) (9/11/2009 8:47:07 AM)
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FR
Well let's see here.
Ecoptic pregnancy : Better than no pregnancy at all. Shit happens. Would make a great population control method actually.
Birth canal : Got a better idea ?
Single pipe for eating and breathing : Having been known to throw up a few times in my life, I have to agree with that one.
The eye : Study a bit more. You'll find that we have a more effective fovea, now called the macula. This aids us in reading. There was a design tradeoff there though, and it may have been inevitable. At the same time we are afforded some night vision on the rest of the retina.
Spine : I never listened when they said to lift with your knees. My back got very strong. When you use a screwdriver as a hammer, don't expect perfect results.
Muscles in the ear : The ears are an integrated system including the tempomandibular joint, eustation tubes and so forth. I don't see a valid complaint about the muscles in the ear, unless you are talking about their very presence. What is the problem ?
Crowded teeth : Stop letting dentists put braces on the kid's teeth and this might not be such a problem. Lucky we get two sets. I also believe that using braces causes the necessity of removing the wisdom teeth later in life. You tamper with them,. you pay the price.
Vitamin C : It is said that long ago we could synthesize it, but lost that ability eons ago. I don't know what happened, you'll have to ask the engineer.
All in all the human body is a sound design. The problem is what peole do with it. Like a car that needs gasoline, you give it sugar water. The wheel that needs grease, you use sugar. Joints that need lubrication, you give it acid. The system needs coolant and you give it poison. You need nutrients, but prefer pain pills. You need iron but refuse to eat meat. You need air to breathe and make a big stink about cigarette smoke, and then get in your car and drive behind a deisel truck, or a car burning oil. Or go work in a factory where you breathe all kinds of chemicals and oils and shit instead of the atmospher so graciously provided for you.
So go out to your car, pour in olive oil for the crankcase, put sugar water in the gas tank and acid into the radiator, see how far you get. Not only do we not maintain this wonderful machine to the best of our ability, most of us have no idea how to even do that.
The warranty is void.
T
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