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FangsNfeet -> The best SCA squire (2/27/2006 7:50:31 AM)
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During an event, three knights were finishing there beer. One declared that they had the a better squire than any other Knight. The other two contested and rebutled with having the best squires.
So Knight number one says "Alright, watch this." "Squire!" he yells. "Yes my Lord?" "Bring me some beer!" the Knight orders. Within seconds the squire appears with beer and an ice cold glass.
Knight number two goes "That's nothing. Watch this. "Squire!" Within moments the squire is there with a beer and cold glass in hand. Not only that but he had two fair madens walk into his Knights tent. "Will that be all Sir?" Yes indeed my faithfull squire. Return to your tent.
Knight number three replies "I have you both beat. You will see I have the best squire. "Squire!" no reply. "I said SQUIRE!!!" Still no reply. "Johnathon!! Get your ass over here!" "What do you want?" the squire replied accross the other side of the field. "Bring me some beer!" "I'm with a Wench, FUCK YOU!" See there my fellow knights, I have the best squire.
Batheled, the other Knights reply "That squire would make a terrible Knight" "Yes indeed but he'll be a GREAT KING"
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