Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

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parfait -> Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/12/2009 3:12:48 PM)
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday, November 20, 2009. NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONT ENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday`s noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing < /strong> Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beg inning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You`re Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

mnottertail -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/12/2009 3:19:23 PM)
Uh, JA......... will you fill out the form for me if I tell you what I want? Ron

SteelofUtah -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/12/2009 3:20:56 PM)
Classes for women. Credit Cards 101 -Sliding and the actual cost from doing so. The Card itself does not purchase the clothes you eventually have to pay this back. Credit Cards 201 -The reson why owning thousands of outfits doesn't mater when you are homeless. Toilet Seats 101 -They Can be put down. Why you should NEVER just sit down just anywhere (Visual Aids) Men 101 -Men are either Hungy or Horny If they do not have a hard on Make them a Sandwich - $10 lab fee for Peanut butter Jelly and Bread to teach you how to make a sandwich. Sensitivity 101 -Men lose hair. They aren't happy about it. Stop getting pissed when you find it on the toilet Sex 401 -Taking up the Ass hurts a LOT LESS than giving Birth. Silence 101 - 102 - 201 - 402 - The Importance of SILENCE. They don't care what you are thinking - Please also take Men 101 Steel

Aylee -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/12/2009 3:51:13 PM)
quote: Sex 401 -Taking up the Ass hurts a LOT LESS than giving Birth. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Giving birth was painless, thank you very much.

parfait -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/12/2009 3:59:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee quote: Sex 401 -Taking up the Ass hurts a LOT LESS than giving Birth. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Giving birth was painless, thank you very much. ROFL ....If men only knew!!!!!! [8\|]

sirsholly -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/13/2009 3:05:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee quote: Sex 401 -Taking up the Ass hurts a LOT LESS than giving Birth. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Giving birth was painless, thank you very much. compared to anal, it sure was.

Termyn8or -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/14/2009 9:23:06 AM)
Steel has a good thing going, but nothing will fix it all. Women are the reason that the hydraulic brake lines on a car can withstand 2,000 PSI. I swear I could almost drive from here to California without brakes, and I know a Man who has done it, mainly I know because that truck didn't have any brakes. How to drive a stickshift. I wish Women wouldn't even buy them. Do you know how hard it is to change the clutch in one of these newfangled front wheel drives ? The toilet seat issue; if you want it down, fine, I will piss all over it. And now for the most important of all, the remote. Women, y'all just don't realize the remote's importance or what it symbolizes. The remote is the single most important piece of any electronic gadget. You weren't with me when I shelled out $150 for the replacement remote that one of YOUR kids dropped in the pool. And this is for a $59 VCR ! The loss of the remote basically renders just about anything unusable, so I'll be damnned if people are going to bandy about the remote to a $4,000 bigscreen that doesn't have but three buttons on the front ! T

krosiema -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/14/2009 1:15:31 PM)
quote: Sex 401 -Taking up the Ass hurts a LOT LESS than giving Birth. A woman only gives birth once every 9 months, at most. Most women don't get pregnant while breastfeeding. For the sake of my man, I'd be willing to take it up the ass once every 9 months.

Aylee -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/14/2009 10:08:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee quote: Sex 401 -Taking up the Ass hurts a LOT LESS than giving Birth. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Giving birth was painless, thank you very much. compared to anal, it sure was. I lubs you Holly! [sm=hearts.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: parfait ROFL ....If men only knew!!!!!! [8\|] I am REALLY hoping that you are not calling me a guy. SteelOfUtah has proof that I am not!

GreedyTop -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/14/2009 10:34:02 PM)
I can vouch too.. I know U iz a GRRL!!!

DarkSteven -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/15/2009 2:32:52 AM)
Not that I don't trust you, Aylee, but I'd like proof. Nekkid pics would be a good start. (Is this the point where I demand that a Domme webcam for me? I've heard that that's a really good idea.)

Aylee -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/15/2009 7:01:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Not that I don't trust you, Aylee, but I'd like proof. Nekkid pics would be a good start. (Is this the point where I demand that a Domme webcam for me? I've heard that that's a really good idea.) Nekkie pics, I can do. I do not own a webcam.

DarkSteven -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/15/2009 7:02:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee I do not own a webcam. Fake.

Aylee -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/15/2009 7:18:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee I do not own a webcam. Fake. That is right. I am really the ghost in the machine!

sirsholly -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/15/2009 7:57:02 AM)
quote: I lubs you Holly! Awwww....you lubs me...you really lubs me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Termyn8or -> RE: Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER (9/15/2009 9:37:50 PM)
I'd ask fr'y'all's drug dealers number, but you probably have it speed dial and don't remember it. Or you could check the phone, it seems to usually be # 3. Of course having analysed this issue in depth ala Mr. Spock, I have surmised that this is because usually the # 3 is closest to the send button. And don't pick on me for the triple contraction, not after what I've seen on this here intyrenet. T

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