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PyrotheClown -> Any one wanna join my dojo (9/13/2009 5:01:29 PM)

I'll be instructing students in the art of Crackhead fu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48b5e6dckE8



Termyn8or -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/13/2009 11:33:01 PM)

You ain't kidding that this is a joke. These kids aren't even of the caliber of people whos ass we would kick on the way to a fight.

When I was sparring I got kicked in the chest propelling me twenty feet, aitborne across the room. And I came right back for another one, which also worked equally as well. By then my chest was ready to stop, but who else would even go for the second one ? I just got done watching Bloodsport again, without sound.

I have been sick and I figure I am about 30% of my former self. I would crush these bitches like bugs on a picnic table.

T



Aanakaris -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 7:10:55 AM)

At second 6 did that guy just bite the other?

It's been a few years since I marshaled and art, but I seem to remember that biting was frowned upon.



Termyn8or -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 9:34:02 AM)

Yes, I think you might have professional boxing in mind :-)

T



PyrotheClown -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 11:03:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

At second 6 did that guy just bite the other?

It's been a few years since I marshaled and art, but I seem to remember that biting was frowned upon.


See, that's one of the strengths of Crackhead Fu
Biting, screeming like a girl, groin shots, all quiet legitimit tactics...
Cause who wants to..um I dunno...Kick some ones knees out or break some ones collar bone(or punch some one in the throat) when you can effeminately scream and jump on them to bite their ear. I worked for one of Crackhead Fu's greatest gurus....mike tyson....
so next time your in a scrape, and you gotta open a can of wupass, just embrace your inner crack head and jump around like you've just smoked the worlds biggest rock.

on a serious note, you'd be surprised that screaming wildly is actualy pretty effective some times, if nothing else to annoy your opponent, or to subliminaly make them assured that they are winning.



krosiema -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 1:12:05 PM)

Well, it _is_ "no holds barred sparring." But biting... and barking like a dog (starting at about 3 min in, you can really hear it)... are kind of weird. (It should probably be called "wild dog style.") And I used to think numbchucks are sexy.

Hilarious though. I totally cracked up.

Btw, the ending lyrics say "Believe in yourself, and you can definitely surpass yourself, and be number one..."

@.@ Now I think I've seen everything.



Sunnyfey -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 1:17:34 PM)

Is this sort of thing allowed in Crackhead Fu?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LRmk0cXRh4&NR=1




krosiema -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 1:20:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

Is this sort of thing allowed in Crackhead Fu?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LRmk0cXRh4&NR=1




Of course! I didn't see anything they wouldn't do. (The false hit and come back, as well as the "hit the groin" are both in the original Crackhead Fu video.)



Sunnyfey -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 1:24:05 PM)

Good cuz I fight dirty [:D]



PyrotheClown -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 1:41:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

Is this sort of thing allowed in Crackhead Fu?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LRmk0cXRh4&NR=1




only if done as spastic as possible, and it has to be followed up by biting their face
(but if you really wanna fuck some one up, do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0E_Ln4ktU8 or step "through" their knee, like you're trying to put your foot down about 14inches behind their heel)



kinkienesss -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 5:28:54 PM)

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Saratov -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/14/2009 6:50:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PyrotheClown

(but if you really wanna fuck some one up, do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0E_Ln4ktU8 or step "through" their knee, like you're trying to put your foot down about 14inches behind their heel)


[8|] She obviously didn't do it right/well enough... he was still talking, breathing w/o difficulty and standing.  [sm=dunno.gif]  [sm=m23.gif]



PyrotheClown -> RE: Any one wanna join my dojo (9/15/2009 10:56:13 AM)

yeah, but her form was still good, she just needed to put more "Eat shit and die" into it.



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