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stella41b -> Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 1:58:44 AM)
'I'm marred with a husband..' 'I am a large dome, so if you are not into large domes please do not contact me...' 'I'm owned, so please don't send me any more males..' What bloopers have you come across when browsing profiles? Have you come across any with statements which cause unintentional humour or hilarity? Spelling mistakes? Care to share?

DarkSteven -> RE: Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 2:19:22 AM)
My favorite was one from an obvious scammer who had no clue what a personal profile should say. "She" listed all the kinds of food she could make, then "she" listed all the kinds of sex she was experienced in. THAT was the profile.

DarkSteven -> RE: Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 3:09:06 AM)
Not a blooper, but a riot. Stolen from a journal: "I feel like I should send my liver some flowers after this vacation God damn, after 3 days with my parents liquor cabinet I'm kinda seeing the virtues of islam "

sirsholly -> RE: Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 3:17:54 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 3:22:27 AM)
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sunshinemiss -> RE: Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 4:04:38 AM)
Does being into large domes mean having a thing for big bald men?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 6:41:18 AM)
How bout medium sized bald men?

tammystarm -> RE: Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 7:02:43 AM)
or small sized bald men? "I feel like I should send my liver some flowers after this vacation God damn, after 3 days with my parents liquor cabinet I'm kinda seeing the virtues of islam " too fucking funny

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Profile bloopers (9/15/2009 10:56:27 PM)
"Lesbian Dom... (should that not be 'Domme'...?) ... only accepting applications from single rich white males." uhhhhh.... before I go "bwahhh hawww hawww at that alone? profile (was) AFRICAN. BWAHHHHHH HAWWWW HAWWWWWWW

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