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SimplyMichael -> Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 8:51:56 AM)
Whomever is in charge of these sort of things, I want to enter some new, highly needed collars in addition to those such as collars of protection and consideration Collars of Predation Collars of Convenience Collars of Dysfunction Collars of Drama Collars of Co-Dependance

mnottertail -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 8:54:31 AM)
loose and comfy blowjob collars need to be added, as well

Aylee -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 9:10:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Collars of Predation I just can't help but picture s-types with missing limbs wandering around. (From being fed on.)

SteelofUtah -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 9:24:25 AM)
Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Collar of Cause the wife won't do it Collar of Cause I read it in a book somewhere Collar of this will make me look Master-like Collar of The Week Collar of having met on-line 2 days ago and that is the next evolution before phone sex and web cams. How about the Collar of Knowledge and Power. I hear that one adds +2 to all your Stats plus the Save if you roll a Natural 20. Steel

DemonKia -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 9:36:18 AM)
The in-the-moment collar . . . . . The I-was-intoxicated-at-the-time collar . . .. . The I-wanted-into-your-pants collar . . .. & drum roll the Roger-Rabbit collar -- only worn when it's funny . . . . . smirkles

Aylee -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 9:39:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah How about the Collar of Knowledge and Power. I hear that one adds +2 to all your Stats plus the Save if you roll a Natural 20. Steel I want THAT! An addtional +2 on each stat also gives a +1 on bonuses! WOOT! Where do I sign up?

Kalista07 -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 10:16:27 AM)
Collar of almighty power and knowledge. Collar of judgmental-ism. Collar of jackassory. Collar of the one true wayism. Collar of i had better stop before i get my ass beat...[sm=dunno.gif] Kali

DemonKia -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 11:53:15 AM)
Oh, oh, oh! jumps up & down The robot-collar: the one that renders it's wearer into a need-free robot, totally reprogrammable to its owner's desires. Wipes away personality. Eliminates troublesome characteristics. Renders the wearer totally pliant & malleable.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 12:07:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DemonKia Oh, oh, oh! jumps up & down The robot-collar: the one that renders it's wearer into a need-free robot, totally reprogrammable to its owner's desires. Wipes away personality. Eliminates troublesome characteristics. Renders the wearer totally pliant & malleable. I just use a Club. After the third or forth whack they usually do what they are told. Brain Damage has it's value. The Drooling sucks though.... Makes the blow job smoother but ruins the mood. Steel

daintydimples -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 12:14:38 PM)
Let's not forget the ever popular velcro collar.

stella41b -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 12:30:44 PM)
collars of hypocrisy

porcelaine -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 12:45:12 PM)
collar of lets be friends with benefits collar of meetings that will never happen but keep the faith collar of double dipping because everything's better in pairs collar of i'm looking for love but not moving my feet collar of its never my fault its the other guy collar of pretty fucking stupid - cause only a dumbass would have said yes. porcelaine

girlygurl -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 2:00:59 PM)
Invisible collar. I don't wear one [:)]

Prinsexx -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 2:15:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Whomever is in charge of these sort of things, I want to enter some new, highly needed collars in addition to those such as collars of protection and consideration Collars of Predation Collars of Convenience Collars of Dysfunction Collars of Drama Collars of Co-Dependance Perhaps you bestowed those qualities when you bestowed those collars Michael. Touche I think?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 2:39:22 PM)
I want a halo collar cause I are an ANGEL... nod nod nod

KMsAngel -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 2:42:19 PM)
are not! us angels have our own collars, we just don't wear them around our necks! they be "halo's" [:D]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 2:43:43 PM)
You will be blinded by my shining rays that jut out from my very essence!!!

KMsAngel -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 2:48:09 PM)
hey!! one of those rays just poked me in the ass and the boob!!

sunshinemiss -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 2:52:16 PM)
*polishes nails. good aim, eh?!

DemonKia -> RE: Petitioning for New Collars (9/16/2009 2:57:34 PM)
Not to be forgotten or neglected, the collar of I'm-an-absolute-&-total-abject-slave-who-must-be-shipped-(from-the-Nigerian-SlutMart)-&-caged-bound-restrained-24/7-right-this-minute-so-whip-out-that-credit-card-bay-beh . . . . . . & as for this: quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah quote: ORIGINAL: DemonKia Oh, oh, oh! jumps up & down The robot-collar: the one that renders it's wearer into a need-free robot, totally reprogrammable to its owner's desires. Wipes away personality. Eliminates troublesome characteristics. Renders the wearer totally pliant & malleable. I just use a Club. After the third or forth whack they usually do what they are told. Brain Damage has it's value. The Drooling sucks though.... Makes the blow job smoother but ruins the mood. Steel Huh. Here I go wasting all those decades acquiring all this, & for naught, huh? Wow. How, um, interesting . . . . [8\|] (I'm sure you have good intentions, tho', Steel . . . . . [8D] ) It's funny, I have no desire to have my partners lobotomized, formally or informally . . . . . I like them with an intellect. I guess it's just one of those preference / compatibility thing . . . .. . [;)] ETA: [to make collar name funnier]

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