SpinnerofTales
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Top Ten Reasons for Barack Obama NOT To Do The David Letterman Show.
10) Gridlock in Manhattan when the president visits is worse than the gridlock in congress
9) May be viewed as unfairly using his office to hurt Conan Obrien’s ratings
8) Scheduling conflict with his scheduled appearance to sing "If I Ruled the World" on Americas Got Talent
7) Will give right wing bloggers and video streamers the chance to turn the phrase “I had some time to kill so I sat down on the white house lawn and read people magazine” into “Kill white people.”
6) Tempts Paul Schafer to scream “you lie” when Obama talks about his golf scores
5) No teleprompter = big trouble
4) More people would rather see a starlet in a short dress than Obama in a dark suit
3) Will draw customers away from the snuggie and ass deodorant infomercials, causing late night hawkers to need a government bailout.
2) Letterman and Obama on the same screen will make Sarah Palin's head explode
And the #1 reason for Barack Obama not to do the David Letterman Show is;
1) Risk of Kanye West jumping on stage and saying “You’re the president. I’m gonna let you be president. But Bill Clinton was the best president in the world!”
< Message edited by SpinnerofTales -- 9/17/2009 9:20:35 AM >
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