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hlen5 -> RE: Why come on CM only to post "Taken" ??? (9/19/2009 2:57:09 AM)
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.......So you noticed them too, eh? Right you are to distrust them. It is because they are brainsucking Murrinar from the Nar planet that orbits the star Murri. I got fooled by one of them myself about eleven weeks ago. I had been goggling the profile of ***** for a couple of weeks already, but as her profile said TAKEN, I thought it proper not to mail her. I hit on her profile every day, though, for her photograph was of a cute girl of 22 with perky tits. She had a nice smile as well: beautiful, white, large teeth. Then suddenly the TAKEN notice was not on her profile anymore. If it is too good to be true, it cannot be true. I know that now, but back then I was gullible, for that cute face, nice smile and them perky tits. So I did the stupidest thing of my life: I cmailed her and proposed to meet her. She was quite willing to see me, as her previous dom had deserted her and because I seemed like a nice man to her. Obviously she had never read one of my forum posts as she did not know what a heartless bastard I am. That was all to my good fortune, I thought, being the heartless bastard that I am: one very blonde slavegirl that I would do with as I pleased before the night had passed. We met in the lunchroom of a supermarket hereabouts and it all went well. She was indeed blonde, had the beautiful smile and was quite innocent (I am too polite to say stupid, but she was, or at least I thought so). I showed her the Van Gogh museum and the Rijksmuseum, we had an icecream and a walk alongside the Amstel river, and next I asked her to have dinner with me in a pancake restaurant and she agreed. The pancakes were good. I had one with onions and bacon and she had an Icelandic contraption, all veggies. Being carnivorous, her diet worried me; I was looking for a compatible slave, after all. So I asked her about the Icelandic pancake and she answered me that she did eat meat, but that because of a food intolerance she was limited to eating only brains. That reassured me. I understand food intolerances, as I have one myself. I was glad to know that she did not object to me eating meat. It was a great dinner. Afterward I proposed to bring her home and she accepted. However, she first wanted to go to the ladies room. So I waited. And waited. And finally I went and looked in the ladies room and there was nobody there. So I thought that she had glibly ditched me; probably considered me to be too old, or she had gotten wise to me being a heartless bastard, I pondered. I shrugged and opened the door to the men's room, for I had to take a leak myself - and there she was! Sucking the brains out of the young man that had eaten with his girlfriend at a nearby table. It was an ugly mess with blood all around her lips and a huge hole in his skull. I knew then what those beautiful, large teeth were for. I was both stunned and horrified by the gastly sight. Then she looked up. "Murrinar," she said. "I am a Murrinar and I couldn't wait; I was hungry." Well, I couldn't wait either: I did not want my brains to be sucked out like she had done to that other poor fellow. I stepped back, shut the door and ran out of that restaurant and left her with the bill. The next day I looked at her profile again and there she was and now her profile again said "TAKEN". Of course I do not know for a fact that she was from the planet Nar that orbits the star Murri - indeed, she may have pronounced it differently, but that is how I remembered it - and neither do I know what TAKEN signifies, but that is how I interpreted it and that is what I think it signifies: they have recently eaten brains and are sated.
You may wonder why I won't report her profile. Its simple: she never hurt me, and I do like to watch her photographs. I do not want her profile pulled. Neither can I identify her here in the forums, because that would be against the TOS. Anyway, it is fairly easy to identify her kind: when sated, they always have the words TAKEN or OWNED on their profile. The point is that those are fairly harmless. It is the hungry ones that we have to be on our guard against, those that are brain starved, those Murrinar that are eager to eat brains, those Murrinar that do not have the words TAKEN or OWNED on their profile.
Me, I will not date for the foreseeable future. I will eat alone; it is cheaper as well.
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[sm=bowdown.gif]Bows to a wonderful imagination!!
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