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Iraq - 9/18/2009 11:38:44 AM

subtlebutterfly

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he
asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked
"Sister, have you seen a
soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ".

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude,
but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied," If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

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RE: Iraq - 9/18/2009 4:23:43 PM

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LMFAO in tears laughing

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RE: Iraq - 9/18/2009 5:13:15 PM

ShaharThorne

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LMFAO

Now, if I had my brother's addy, I would of sent him this...his contract is sending him to Afghistan(?).

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