RE: Argghhh, Matey!

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fluffypet61 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 6:55:27 PM)
Bounty's nekkie cleaning slave crawls over to wipe the drink off of Captain Lady Pact.

LadyPact -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 6:57:04 PM)
Only if yer willing to be swabbin the deck.

DarkSteven -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 6:58:38 PM)
Iff'n that what they be callin' it now, I be more than happy to swab yer deck, ma'am!

fluffypet61 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 6:59:16 PM)
this nekkie cleaning slave swabs deck, too.

LadyPact -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:01:43 PM)
No need to be wastin' good rum there, laddie. Tho' I be hearin' that be makin' the deck taste a wee bit of the spirits.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:02:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Would that be why so many pirates have eye patches? It's to protect one eye from the light. When going from sunlight to the dark interior, they switch the eyepatch to the other eye. Otherwise, they'd be blind while their eyes adjust. That's especially important when raiding a ship. For real? That's cool!

LadyPact -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:06:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Would that be why so many pirates have eye patches? It be from too many twits putting their own eye out with a cat'o'nine.

fluffypet61 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:09:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact No need to be wastin' good rum there, laddie. Tho' I be hearin' that be makin' the deck taste a wee bit of the spirits. this slave licks the deck clean. OW a splinter!

LadyPact -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:14:36 PM)
Now there's a good lass. Ye brings a smile to this Ole Capt'n's face.

hlen5 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:16:02 PM)
(arrrgh)Captains Lacy Pact and DarkStephen, Were bettin' for who would be even, (arrrggh!)More fit to lead crews, They heard, "I've got news", (arrggh)BSB took the conn and she's leavin'!! (arrgh) edited for arrrghs!

DarkSteven -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:17:37 PM)
Cute poem, hlen! But to make it more pirateworthy, please add more R's.

fluffypet61 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:17:55 PM)
HIC!

hlen5 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:21:37 PM)
Fixed!!!

Musicmystery -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:22:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 Is that really true? How interesting!! It is. Mythbusters did a Two Hour Special with 4 Pirate Themes Myths. They included whether the eyepatch would help you see in the dark, whether you could use a knife to slide down a sail, whether a cannon ball killed more people compared to the splinters, and whether alcohol could be a good cleaner for laundry.

Musicmystery -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:24:42 PM)
quote: this slave licks the deck clean. OW a splinter! nods It's from the cannon balls...

hlen5 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:26:05 PM)
What were the other results? I mean, arrrrggh, I be saying what be the other results, arrrrggh!?

Musicmystery -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 7:30:43 PM)
quote: What were the other results? Well, eye patch--yes, knife/sail--no, splinters--the cannon ball is far more deadly, and rum for laundry--no. It's a really fun episode.

DarkSteven -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 8:48:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: What were the other results? rum for laundry--no. It's a really fun episode. Wrong. The more rum you drink, the cleaner the laundry looks.

Musicmystery -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 9:16:10 PM)
Really seems they could have gotten slave wenches to do laundry, don't you think?

RobertCloud -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/20/2009 10:28:45 PM)
Wench!? Where's that bloody flagon of rot-gut rum? Get those scurvy bowed legs of ye's a thrashin' an' bring me a haunch from that pig offen the skewer. Make haste wench, or it will be ye skewered over the fire next.

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