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KnightofMists -> DUMB INTRO's (2/28/2006 5:59:36 PM)
Well... it is a common thing in the on line environment for many (particularly females) to receive the stupid emails of interest. Sometimes these emails just piss a person off, sometimes they just annoy you. But, other times you just can't help but laugh at how stupid it is. Makes you wonder if the person is brain dead sometimes... anyways... what are the some of the stupid one you have received... and what was your smart ass response! G my girl kyra just had this one quote: Looking for my slave. I hope your interested. Let me know. and her quick response quote: I don't have her. When I lose something I usually go back to the last place I remember having it. Maybe you should start there. Hope that helps.

KatyLied -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (2/28/2006 6:18:33 PM)
My favorite to date: I spank and fuck your ass. (I wish I were joking.)

denika -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (2/28/2006 7:33:34 PM)
I have gotten a few winners in the past, ( I love kyra's responce to that email! bet he didn't email back s) So far the worst ones have to be the phonicilly gifted the two best are: R U HrnE... ya, okay like anyone would respond positive to that, I suggested he get a dictionary and the all time classic do you fuck... 'yes but not you' was my responce. denika

maybemaybenot -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (2/28/2006 7:50:27 PM)
my favorite one read exactly like this : 52yomBostonma my reply was : sorry, I'm not very good at word scrambles. Moments later came : 52 year old male from Boston, Mass. my reply : and I haven't heard from him since. [:(] mbmbn

FelinePersuasion -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (2/28/2006 10:21:27 PM)
nice kitty do you play. wow nice boobs how far from LA are you

Aileen68 -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (2/28/2006 10:48:36 PM)
My favorite one was when a dom emailed me and asked me "Do you want to be bread?" Yes it was spelled that way. So I replied...whole wheat or white? Still makes me chuckle. And he never answered me. I wonder why.

BitaTruble -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (2/28/2006 10:49:18 PM)
quote: what are the some of the stupid one you have received... Within the last two days I've been invited to several different places. "Wanna come to Florida so we can get to know each other better?" This a first email from a complete stranger who, of course, I don't know at all! I declined his invitation and he wrote me back a very nice note saying it was my choice, but the offer was still open. I had, of course, to respond and say it was not my choice, but rather the choice of Master and he should feel free to write and see if the invitation would be accepted. Himself did not receive the request. Guess he didn't really want to get to know me after all. ::chuckles:: And this invitation from an some guy in either Egypt or Asia.. I'm still confused as to where he resides. lol 'Slut! On your knees. You WILL worship my cock and feet!' ::paraphrased here because there was soooooo much more to it, but that was the gist:: What's funny about this one is the profile says his weight is 300 pounds and the picture he sent me of his legs and feet looked like they belonged to someone who did weigh 300 pounds, but the cock shot was a hard body and tanned 6 pack .. I'd guess the weight to be maybe 160 or so. The legs.. blinding weight and super hairy just didn't match that hard body at all! I asked him to write to Himself and see if I was for sale, so the guy writes me back and I swear I could actually hear the whine through the typing.. "So, pig, you wanna serve me or not?" ::blinks:: I choose the.. 'or not'.. but um.. worded it a bit differently. ;) Celeste

RavenMuse -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (3/1/2006 4:00:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists quote: Looking for my slave. I hope your interested. Let me know. and her quick response quote: I don't have her. When I lose something I usually go back to the last place I remember having it. Maybe you should start there. Hope that helps. I'd have suggested he checks down the back of the sofa!

IrishMist -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (3/1/2006 5:50:56 AM)
Hmm my most recent one was a couple emails that went back and forth...written to me by a man whose profile said that he was a Master of more than 20 years. Him: Hello My response: ????? Him: How are you? My response: I am fine, how are you. Him: I am fine. My response: Is there a particular reason for you writing? Him: I want to be yours. My response: Hmm, very interesting to know. Tell me though, why would you want to be mine? Him: So that you will serve me My response: /scratches head in confusion You just said that you wanted to be mine though Him: Yes, so that you will serve me My response: But, if you are mine, would that not mean that YOU would have to serve me? Him: No. Stop asking questions My response: but if I don't ask questions, how will I know what is going on? Him: I will tell you what you need to know Him: Where did you go? Him: Are you still there? Him: Answer me bitch Him: Fuck you then [:)]

KatyLied -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (3/1/2006 7:27:17 AM)
quote: Him: No. Stop asking questions My response: but if I don't ask questions, how will I know what is going on? Him: I will tell you what you need to know Him: Where did you go? Him: Are you still there? Him: Answer me bitch Too funny. There is so much of this nonsense out there. When a Dom (?) I was talking to refused to exchanged pictures; I refused to talk to him on the phone. A few days later he made mention of me in his profile as being "afraid to talk to a real dominant". geez. I laughed.

IrishMist -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (3/1/2006 7:34:04 AM)
LMAO Katy. I had one once who with the first email wanted my phone number, and when I refused to give it, he accused me of being a fake, and then blocked me. Don't figure. [&:]

yourMissTress -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (3/1/2006 4:08:05 PM)
quote: anyways... what are the some of the stupid one you have received... and what was your smart ass response! G So many to chose from... Best one: "I bet you don't know how to handle a real slave, want to come find out? I am a no limits slave and I bet you don't have what it takes to make me cry and beg." response: I may not have what it takes to make a no limits slave cry and beg...here's what I'd start with...100 lbs of chain, 4 cement blocks, a 24ft deep swimming pool and you funny thing was he never got back to me. Now what do I do with the blocks?

Evanesce -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (3/1/2006 7:58:09 PM)
I got one in my email today that was an exact, word for word, carbon copy of a 4-line email that same person sent me on January 22. I thanked her for the instant replay. (ok, not really, but I should have)

champagnewishes -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (3/1/2006 8:00:02 PM)
quote: response: I may not have what it takes to make a no limits slave cry and beg...here's what I'd start with...100 lbs of chain, 4 cement blocks, a 24ft deep swimming pool and you I blew soda out my nose on that one!

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: DUMB INTRO's (3/1/2006 9:04:14 PM)
I get these a bit too often. Received: "I can relocate immediately and and I want to be your slave." Reply: "Ok! Email Me your flight number to Phoenix. I need you here by this weekend." sniff I never hear from them again. Why? Why? Why?

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