heratik101
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A man, drinking all day in a bar, gets falling down drunk and pukes all over himself...
"What am I going to do, when my wife sees that I puked all over myself she is going to kill me dead!"
The bartender calms him down, "This is what you do. You stick a $10.00 bill in your shirt pocket. When she asks how you got so messy you say that a guy at the bar puked all over you and gave you ten dollars to get your clothes cleaned."
"That sounds like a good idea" says the drunk and he stumbles home.
When he gets home and walks into his house his wife screams about his being such a mess.
"Don't worry", he says. "The guy that puked on me gave me ten bucks to get my clothes cleaned." and he hands her the money.
"Ten dollars?" says his wife. "you just handed me a twenty!"
"I didn't tell but the asshole shit in my pants too."
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