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HatesParisHilton -> RE: Kia, feelmah crippled PAIN! (as will S. King...) (9/23/2009 8:50:08 PM)
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Woo Hoo! *ding ding ding!* Kia gets the KiaKewpieDoll!
Yup, no drugs involved nor booze, just whatever chemicals seem to get relieced upon instant LIGHTNING strike pain (it’s similar to a finger on an open socket, ya know, the kind of shock that literally knocks you 7 feet back or so).
Or like the one time I got pierced (sorry, just an earlobe), but pierced with this weird little surgical-steel tube with a "talon" on the end that was about the diametre of a common chopstick. Uh, yeah, I FELT that sucker go in and the piercer didn’t like me much anyway so you can imagine...
... I was FLYIN’ 2 seconds after I got jabbed through with that sucker, and if memory serves, started laughing louder and nastier than Heath’s rendition of the Joker (God rest your soul, Mr. Ledger).
Meanwhile, back at the Ranch, I’ve seen the original Children of the Corn (back when it forst came out in the 80’s), and although that film was disappointing, it wasn’t SO f----ng lame that it made me DAMAGE myself with laughter (literally; people with spinal cord damage will know what I mean).
This poster of the remake, when you’ve seen the original film, coupled with any hatred of wankerous Gen Y remakes (as I suffer), sets you up perfectly for a huge laugh at any remake, and wellllllll...
I lost it. Just lost it. Laughed too hard, like a MEGA VIOLENT SNEEZE (which with my injuries actually stops the functionality of my limbs for a split second; I don’t risk stairs during allergy season).
Then the pain from this hit, and from it the "au natural" chemicals were generated and flooded my brain, and as I had a window to collarme open, I "had to share". Why? Because something else in my head clicked at that moment: a question. Wasn’t there a thread here (or on b.com, may it rot in hell), about people who suffered unexpected and uncontrollable laughter once a certain "Level" and severity of inflicted pain was reached, while "in a Scene"?
The tiny remaining and non-Hyana Laughing "sensible" part of me wondered about that, and as it wondered, the "responsible Topply Gentleman" part of me thought to say and suggest something, and that part of me still could be heard a widdle bit (through the din of cacophonic cackling from the Endorphin Monster and the Organic Opiate Ogre), and that little "Me" voice said,
"Why not capture this moment and post something? Just in case some poor girl (or even guy) in their life as a sub or bottom ends up having the same problem in a scene - laughing uncontrollably and getting "wayyyyyy silly" - and then the Top/Dom they are playing with reacts in a way that makes the sub/bottom feel reallllly bad about themselves and might want to take an emotional risk, posting about it in the other sections here.
If this is done, then the poor dear can just have this thread linked to them, and then show it to the Dom/Top, and say,
‘See? I’m not the only one. For some people, even guys like you, it’s an uncontrollable physical thing. I’m NOT a bad play partner. It’s NOT that I’m failing to take you seriously. Even a guy like you has this happen to him, see, he even posted about it.’
...And that might help the poor Pet."
Of course at that point the Endorphin Monster and the Organic Opiate Ogre roared with laughter just at the thought of the fun at my expense if I were to post in such a condition and took over the keyboard.
And the poster still looks like some spawn of the Quaker Oatmeal guy about to break into some wannabe Slim Shady/Eminem bullshit. It’s like the Horror Movie version of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons buying a Hallween plastic bullwhip with a Zorro mask and going to the Folsom Faire bellowing "I am Domly! Hear me ROAR!"
THAT part is STILL funny as hell...
And what the hell, I made 2 people laugh, and Kia won a "no-prize", as Stan Lee used to give out in the 1960’s. So the thread had *some* value at the end. [:)][:)]
Thanks peeps.
[:D]
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