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My wife left me... - 3/1/2006 10:52:43 AM   
Mercnbeth


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I don't understand.

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.
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RE: My wife left me... - 3/1/2006 2:18:14 PM   
Zenonis


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LOL.... Mental note to self... think it... don't say it.

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RE: My wife left me... - 3/1/2006 6:47:56 PM   
dincubus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Zenonis

LOL.... Mental note to self... think it... don't say it.


Depending on the situation, dont even think it

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