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Silly, warped questions... - 9/24/2009 1:09:47 PM

sunshinemiss

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All right, because I have a warped kind of mind (and you LIKE that about me), I'm starting a new post for the kinds of questions we want to really ask.

We can make this a game - you know... I ask a warped kind of question, next person answers in an equally warped fashion... or serious, I'm not a stickler for details like that after all. And then person 2 asks a question.

But there is one thing... If it's a yes / no question, give it a reason. I mean, let's use our noggins here.

Some of you may recognize the sample question below...

Person A: Why are they called "ears" of corn when they look like they are made of rows of teeth?

Person B: Because they can hear the whisper of the wind.
Why do dogs men have nipples? I mean do they really hav any purpose?

And the answer is...

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RE: Silly, warped questions... - 9/24/2009 1:11:38 PM

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sos womens tits would always look bigger.

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RE: Silly, warped questions... - 9/24/2009 1:13:29 PM

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And now darling, you asked a warped question...

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RE: Silly, warped questions... - 9/24/2009 1:14:58 PM

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anything I say is warped. the question was asked, it is just invisible.

OK, here goes.

Why?

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RE: Silly, warped questions... - 9/24/2009 1:16:35 PM

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because!

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RE: Silly, warped questions... - 9/24/2009 1:17:03 PM

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Because the chocolate chip cookie got broken.

Q: When we give someone a "wet willie" does that mean that from now on, we call their ears (not the corn ears - that's another question, please keep up) Willie?

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RE: Silly, warped questions... - 9/24/2009 5:56:54 PM

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Ok sunshine....I'll take a shot at this game and see if I can help get it going.

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Because the chocolate chip cookie got broken.

Q: When we give someone a "wet willie" does that mean that from now on, we call their ears (not the corn ears - that's another question, please keep up) Willie?

A. hmmmm....if on a woman....I would probably call them handles.....lol....

......besides.....the finger is really the wet willy

Q. Would you rather have: A. Shrimp for Nipples OR B. Sausages for toes? AND WHY?

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RE: Silly, warped questions... - 9/24/2009 7:09:47 PM

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Can't I have both??? I mean the idea of my girl nibbling and suckling upon my nipples or toes is rather.... UMM... Brings out the invisible ink..

Back to regular ink...

Q. If a man had breast the size of a woman's and women were flat chested would it still be legal for men to go shirtless, and illegal for women to not at least wear something to cover their nipples? And would bras have ever been invented because you know we men hate wearing clothing we don't have to?

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