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Wulfchyld -> America bdsm (3/1/2006 2:41:00 PM)

Okay people how can America have such a negative outlook on BDSM. America gave us the Addams family. It was on for years and spun off cartoons and feature films. They made guest appearances with Scooby do… how many of you don’t own a talking dog (chuckles). Morticia was the queen of kink and made us see how lovely it is to be cruel to your pet (wink). How can our government give us such an inside scoop and then scowl at us?




RiotGirl -> RE: America bdsm (3/1/2006 2:41:53 PM)

uuuuh cos they thought it a great joke?




AAkasha -> RE: America bdsm (3/1/2006 2:46:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Okay people how can America have such a negative outlook on BDSM. America gave us the Addams family. It was on for years and spun off cartoons and feature films. They made guest appearances with Scooby do… how many of you don’t own a talking dog (chuckles). Morticia was the queen of kink and made us see how lovely it is to be cruel to your pet (wink). How can our government give us such an inside scoop and then scowl at us?


I was unaware that the government was responsible for the Addams family and Scooby Doo. That explains a lot.

Akasha




fergus -> RE: America bdsm (3/1/2006 3:32:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Okay people how can America have such a negative outlook on BDSM. America gave us the Addams family. It was on for years and spun off cartoons and feature films. They made guest appearances with Scooby do… how many of you don’t own a talking dog (chuckles). Morticia was the queen of kink and made us see how lovely it is to be cruel to your pet (wink). How can our government give us such an inside scoop and then scowl at us?


Well, I am not sure what the government has to do with this one either ;)

But, The Addams family is not explicitly sexual. America has a love/hate relationship with sex. We were after all, founded by Puritains.

fergus




Petruchio -> RE: America bdsm (3/1/2006 7:22:00 PM)

Footnote: Addams's cartoons (or illustrations) came first, and then the TV series and film.




champagnewishes -> RE: America bdsm (3/1/2006 7:38:53 PM)

Call me blonde...i am just not getting the point here.




Gauge -> RE: America bdsm (3/1/2006 11:03:28 PM)

Since I have recently been accused of being a conspiracy theory monger... I figured I would give it a shot.

The government never intended you to think in terms of BDSM when viewing the Addams Family and Scooby Doo. What was intended was to desensitize the American public to creatures living among us. Odd creatures. In fact, some hideous. This is all part of an ongoing cover-up that is allowing aliens from outer space to live, work and breed on Earth. The government had to do something after the spaceship landing in Roswell to make the American public receptive to these aliens. The best way at that time was television.

I know about the aliens. I have exposed several that live around me and have interacted with me. The only way I have found to tell if the person is an alien is to go up to them and lick their nipples. Perhaps a small bite. You then watch their reaction. If they recoil in shock and demand that someone call the police to have you hauled off to jail, you have exposed an alien. If that does happen, the best way to elude them is to run away and hide in a McDonald's garbage dumpster. The police are aware of the aliens and will want to put you away in jail for your methods of exposing them... but I encourage each and every one of you to test my theory. Try this tomorrow at work. Walk up to your boss, who you more than likely think is an alien anyway, and expose the alien to your co-workers. Your co-workers will be so happy because they have been saved from alien influence, they might actually visit you in jail. Don't count on that though... the aliens are clever and will stand around the water cooler telling the story to everyone. The water cooler is not a water cooler at all... it is a cathartic influx chamber that emits sub-audible precognitive suggestions.

I really shouldn't tell you any more than I already have. If it gets out that I am educating others in this... well, I don't have to tell you what will happen to me. I will be forced to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

They walk among us.

The Truth Is Out There




foxglove716 -> RE: America bdsm (3/2/2006 8:28:24 AM)

yep, Gauge is right.

And they would have gotten away with it too if it werent for us meddling kids




OscarHargraves -> RE: America bdsm (3/2/2006 10:04:32 PM)

The government was NOT responsible for the Addams Family and Scooby Do. That is WAY above the thought levels of any of our politicians.




brightspot -> RE: America bdsm (3/3/2006 12:37:50 AM)

Morticia was classic but the government had nothin' to do with it. The Addams family was way above government[:D], thanks to the great writers!

*Brightspot




RedRedWine -> RE: America bdsm (3/4/2006 10:21:18 PM)

uh oh..blaming the government again.




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