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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 8:36:50 PM

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Wow, Aylee... so talented.

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 8:39:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to kill your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being rude
There must be 50 ways to kill your lover
50 ways to kill your lover

{ Cut off her head, Fred
Shoot her in the back, Jack
Chop her up with an axe, Max
Just listen to me
Shove her in front of a bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich
And set yourself free }

She said It grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and could you please explain
About the 50 ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe that in the morning you'll begin to see the light
Then she kissed me and I realized that the scheming bitch was right
There must be 50 ways to kill your lover
50 ways to kill your lover

{ Cut off her head, Fred
Shoot her in the back, Jack
Chop her up with an axe, Max
Just listen to me
Shove her in front of a bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich
And set yourself free }

{ Cut off her head, Fred
Shoot her in the back, Jack
Chop her up with an axe, Max
Just listen to me
Shove her in front of a bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich
And you will be free }

ahh hell Aylee i didnt think You cared!! ~~sobs quietly~~

that was a priceless commercial

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 8:39:42 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Wow, Aylee... so talented.

Yep! I can copy and paste like NOBODY'S business!

Edited to add:

I just realized that I did in fact type in a parody title for my google-fu, instead of the correct song title.

< Message edited by Aylee -- 9/24/2009 8:44:12 PM >

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 8:45:00 PM

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me too! awesome song aylee. Master likes to know when Youll be emailing so Y/You two can start making the arrangements, what ever that means...

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 8:52:59 PM

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me too! awesome song aylee. Master likes to know when Youll be emailing so Y/You two can start making the arrangements, what ever that means...

No idea, but feel free to forward my info to him.

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 8:56:23 PM

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this thread is the joke on that one plus the song

and next clue;
i have life insurance

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 8:59:47 PM

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Oh! Okay!

So I am kind of stupid tonight. It has been known to happen a time or two.

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 9:01:44 PM

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NEVA Sirletta i shall not stand by (takes a seat) and watch you insult yourself (go right ahead), its not your fault (yes it is) that you couldnt read my criptic (plain as the nose on my face)note

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 9:04:57 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tammystarm

NEVA Sirletta i shall not stand by (takes a seat) and watch you insult yourself (go right ahead), its not your fault (yes it is) that you couldnt read my criptic (plain as the nose on my face)note

Ya know. . . true story here. . . there is SO much crankiness in the world, that if it makes people laugh for me to be the butt of silly little jokes , I am okay with that. I do not take myself seriously, so why should anyone else.

BTW. . . your note above. . . is that an example of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing? Just curious?

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 9:07:39 PM

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Sirletta being a joke, wellll missy i aint going' there,,, ut hu,, not until i die in Master's arms am i gonna make fun of someone i just might meet someday.

and yes prime example....

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 9:14:09 PM

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truth be told i've always liked that scene in the patty hearst story where she's bound and locked in a dark closet with a bucket of water over her head. it has a small hole that drips incessantly. of course there's the scene from farrah's extremeties where she has him bound and shoved in a fireplace. he's wounded and his eyes have been damaged because she threw something on him. needless to say i enjoyed both films.

i'm more of the torture type. why be expedient when you can take your time instead. if there's lots of screaming involved, count me in. i'm game.

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 9:14:43 PM

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So. . . who are we planning to kill? I need to be able to figure the logistics and all. Depends on the city for what the government allows for a travel expense ya know.

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/24/2009 9:16:55 PM

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shit i cant say............... and shhhh OF COURSE WE ARE NOT PLANNING ON TORTURING THEN KILLING ANYONE

shhhhhh porcelin i need details, aylee i mean Sirletta, get ready

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/30/2009 6:29:08 PM

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tammy offically kills zepher with
the "How Not To Nark On a Sister, and Call Her Master!" Handbook
in the dungeon!

and cackles as she does it!

ok how expensive is it to rent a backhoe?

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/30/2009 6:32:43 PM

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Pull out the Hitachi and.....ohhhhhh. I thought......well it SAYS "get off".......

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/30/2009 6:34:36 PM

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so im thinking i should have titled this one;

How to whack a fucker and get off!

hahaa ha ah ummmm... NO?

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/30/2009 6:36:04 PM

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I refuse to apologise....I'm a horny slut and proud of it.....

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/30/2009 8:39:07 PM

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So, are we getting off because we whacked... something?

I'm all confused.

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RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! - 9/30/2009 8:41:34 PM

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How to whack someone and get away with it.

Tammy, the insanity plea is your best defense.

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