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How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 7:33:50 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Ok folks, let's hear YOUR definition os HOT wings
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 7:49:50 AM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 7:52:33 AM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 8:39:57 AM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 9:31:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		I would participate, but I have yet to taste really hot wings...but then again I love a raging vindaloo...one that makes you break out into a sweat, makes your eyes water and your nose run....wash it down with an icy cold Kingfisher....mmmmmmmmmm it don't get any better than that.

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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 10:05:32 AM   
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Sorry about that one folks...

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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 10:11:09 AM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 11:24:54 AM   
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I would participate, but I have yet to taste really hot wings...


This is because you are a Canadian. Don't get me wrong, I love Canada. You brew some damn fine beer, you have some damn beautiful women and play some kickass hockey! I love Stratford, Ontario and the great work they do there. Still, Canada is not without it's downside. You don't know the value of a dollar, you all turn into homicidal maniacs when you drive (the QEW is truly frightening), and... YOU CAN"T MAKE CHIKEN WINGS WORTH SHIT!

Oh yeah, and I hate the Braddock Memorial... Every time I see it, I get the distinct impression that you're giving us the finger.

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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 12:28:56 PM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 1:26:16 PM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 8:48:16 PM   
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The army has offered me a job as a flame thrower.

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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 9:08:07 PM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/25/2009 11:33:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		These wings are so hot they will put hair on your chest, curl it, and then take it off alll in one fell swoop.

Courtesy of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce, the hottest sauce on the planet up until about 2002.

Also make sure the outhouse is at least 200 feet from the house, as spontaneous combustion may occur.

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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/26/2009 3:46:46 AM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/26/2009 5:35:44 AM   
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RE: How hot were those chicken wings? - 9/26/2009 1:17:15 PM   
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OK we had this place that made what they called Volcano wings. If you could eat the whole dozen without erupting (lol) they were free. Not for the faint of heart to say the least.

As a side note : how to eat wings.

You don't hold it daintily like a Woman and nibble, you skick half of that thing in your mouth, close youe teeth and scrape as much of the meat as possible off the bones. All that grisle and whatnot, you just chew it up, if you can't the wings are not well done enough. Thereafter o f course you do the other side. After the major part of the operation is over, you may get dainty and clean up and bits and pieces that are edible. At that time also you should have some exposed bone marrow, which of course you suck on. However if it is a timed event, you just throw it on the big pile of bones and move on.

Just so y'all know. It might sound gross, but that is the proper way.

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