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FangsNfeet -> Marines and Bannans (3/1/2006 9:09:18 PM)
Q: What do Marines and Bannanas have in common? Scroll down for the answer. A: They start out green, turn yellow, and die in bunches.

windchymes -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/2/2006 5:52:48 PM)
Oh man, that's gonna offend! [:D]

FangsNfeet -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/2/2006 10:17:12 PM)
quote: Oh man, that's gonna offend! I know. But I atleast didn't post these jokes as a an OP. Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A: Christopher Walken Q: What does Target and Micheal Jackson have in common? A: They both have little boys pants 1/2 off.

SweetDommes -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/2/2006 11:15:18 PM)
Now, see ... the one I heard was: Q: Why did Micheal Jackson go to KMart? A: He heard that the Blue Light Special was little boys pants 1/2 off.

windchymes -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/3/2006 6:39:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet quote: Oh man, that's gonna offend! I know. But I atleast didn't post these jokes as a an OP. Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A: Christopher Walken Q: What does Target and Micheal Jackson have in common? A: They both have little boys pants 1/2 off. LOL, you should have![:D]

Naughtybear -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/3/2006 5:53:49 PM)
As a Sailor that only offends the Marines, but they don't know it because it wasn't written in crayon. More marine jokes!!

FangsNfeet -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/3/2006 8:56:07 PM)
quote: As a Sailor that only offends the Marines, but they don't know it because it wasn't written in crayon. More marine jokes!! Who said I was telling a joke to begin with? Have you ever seen the offical Recon T-Shirt http://www.vtarmynavy.com/raf-bullseye-t-shirt.htm

RubberWitch -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/4/2006 2:22:54 AM)
I think you'll find thats the RAF logo. (please explain how this is "recon" We do a t-shirt with "The Marines because America can't be arsed with a foreign policy" J

FangsNfeet -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/4/2006 5:57:16 AM)
quote: I think you'll find thats the RAF logo. (please explain how this is "recon" We do a t-shirt with "The Marines because America can't be arsed with a foreign policy" J I'm not going to respond to someone whose profile nor sense of humor can't be found.

RubberWitch -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/4/2006 9:55:27 AM)
you just replied, so are you saying you did or didn't? :P J&c

KarbonCopy -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/4/2006 7:05:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch you just replied, so are you saying you did or didn't? :P J&c shush please. You're giving me a headache.

FangsNfeet -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/21/2006 6:44:39 AM)
Ok, so many don't like this joke or atleast decided not to admit it. Before getting all pissed off at me, have you ever wondered the truthfullness of the joke and why the government hasn't decided to try and change things. It's just recently that Uncle Sam and the miliatary are putting major reorganization to have most military operations done in small groups less than ten. But what about better armor, weapons, and technology? It still all goes to the lowest bidder who makes the shit. It's humor people plain and simple. Humor is not making fun of people at there expense as much as it's providing a point in society that we should continue to change and make things better. If you got the joke, then is clear that something needs to be changed so that no one will understand it in the future. Humor is a great way to complain that changes still need to be made.

incognitoinmass -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/21/2006 7:24:08 AM)
quote: Ok, so many don't like this joke or atleast decided not to admit it. Before getting all pissed off at me, have you ever wondered the truthfullness of the joke and why the government hasn't decided to try and change things. It's just recently that Uncle Sam and the miliatary are putting major reorganization to have most military operations done in small groups less than ten. But what about better armor, weapons, and technology? It still all goes to the lowest bidder who makes the shit. It's humor people plain and simple. Humor is not making fun of people at there expense as much as it's providing a point in society that we should continue to change and make things better. If you got the joke, then is clear that something needs to be changed so that no one will understand it in the future. Humor is a great way to complain that changes still need to be made. A joke is a joke. But the rest of that blather is just 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag.

lokisgodhi -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/21/2006 4:00:27 PM)
Naughtybear asked: "More marine jokes!! Happy to oblige. What's the offical MILSPEC of a Marine? Kinetic Energy Dissipater, Expendable.

Thanatosian -> RE: Marines and Bannans (3/27/2006 11:41:38 AM)
quote: More marine jokes!! What is Marine an acronym for? Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential Why do Army bases have german shepherds guarding them and Navy bases have Marines? Army got first choice There was a base where they had members form every branch of the services stationed, as well as civilian wokers, so when they made an announcement that included a time, they had to make is in such a manner that everyone understood what time was meant. A typical announcement would sound something like this: Tonight's movie will be Mary Poppins. The movie will start at the following time - for you Army personnel 1900, for the Air Force and civilans thats 7pm, for you Navy swabs thats 6 bells, and for the Marines that is when the big hand is on the 7 and the little hand is on the 12 and the sun is going down.

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