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heratik101 -> I can guess your age... (9/27/2009 7:52:57 PM)
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Two very old men are sitting in a park. The first one says to the second.
"I can guess your age."
"How can you do that" says the second.
"I have a tried and true method taught to me by my father."
"And with this method you can guess my age?"
"It works every time"
"What is it?"
"First you have to stand up"
The old man stands up.
"Now, drop your pants."
"What!?"
"Drop your pants..."
"We're in the park."
"Don't worry, no one is around."
The old man drops his pants.
"Your underwear too."
"What!?"
"Your underwear...drop your under wear"
The old man drops his underwear. "Now what?" he asks.
"Bend over and whistle "Dixie"".
"What!?'
"Bend over and whistle Dixie!"
The old man bends over exposing himself to the world and starts whistling "Dixie".
"You are 95."
"That's amazing, how did you know know how old I was!?"
"You told me yesterday."
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