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LanceHughes -> dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/28/2009 10:37:40 PM)

dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

            (1) eat less
           (2) don't ask for money all the time
           (3) are easier to train
           (4) normally come when called
           (5) never ask to drive the car
           (6) don't hang out with drug-using people
           (7) don't smoke or drink
           (8) don't want to wear your clothes
           (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions
           (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
           (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children




GreedyTop -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/28/2009 10:43:01 PM)

Yep!  This is why I am owned by two cats LOL




geomease -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/29/2009 6:27:26 AM)

Lols, I don't know what I'd do without my little Dachshund Buster, he's so cute and lovable I just can't help but snuggle him all the time.




Hillwilliam -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/29/2009 7:29:26 AM)

Dogs at least are happy to see you when you come home unexpectedly




GreedyTop -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/29/2009 8:20:05 AM)

my cats are always happy to see me :) They meet me at the door when I get home




MsFlutter -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/29/2009 8:22:18 AM)

Dogs and cats can be housed in a boarding kennel while one is away.




Steelslilbit -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/29/2009 9:52:11 AM)

quote:


Yep!  This is why I am owned by two cats LOL


And that is definitely the way it works too.  You don't own cats, they own you. 

lil bit




thebongripper -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/29/2009 10:02:01 AM)

Like I always say, why have a kid and buy diapers when you can have a dog and buy beer?




Saratov -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/29/2009 7:12:40 PM)

My girlfriend won't let me give her dog beer. [:-]




winterlight -> RE: dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (9/29/2009 11:00:10 PM)

Didn't somebody just post this and other things on a thread recently. You should read the whole thing.

I can't remember where i saw it though...




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