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Hillwilliam -> NEVER do this (10/2/2009 11:52:40 AM)

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time




Ok folks... as with Most of My posts, YOUR turn now.  what kind of other things should ya NEVER do?



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: NEVER do this (10/2/2009 11:55:28 AM)

Never wait till you're so hungry you're despserate to eat and  so you eat gross combinations of food, that by  themselves is ok, but together is icky



SteelofUtah -> RE: NEVER do this (10/2/2009 11:56:18 AM)

Never Smack a Puerto Rican Woman and NOT run.

Never Eat Cheetos and Masturbate.

Never clean your ear with a Hand Gun.

Never Believe long hair and nice ass equals Women, you will offten be wrong.

Steel



UncleNasty -> RE: NEVER do this (10/2/2009 7:32:03 PM)

Never look straight up at a bird.

Uncle Nasty



MeakaBitch -> RE: NEVER do this (10/5/2009 10:34:20 AM)

never watch 2girls1cup with a full stomach.

never passout drunk when people are holding permant markers.

Never tell a cop "hold my beer" while you look for your liscence <----- Cop really didn't think it was funny when I did that.




plsurnpain -> RE: NEVER do this (10/5/2009 4:35:56 PM)

for the guys.... never bend over naked to look for something under the bed with a kitten in the house.

never watch 1guy1jar if your nauseated by blood



mydestiny2043 -> RE: NEVER do this (10/6/2009 1:54:39 AM)

Stick your hand in a sharks mouth while trying to get the hook out.[8|]



Aanakaris -> RE: NEVER do this (10/6/2009 8:52:13 AM)

Never chop habeneros and masturbate.

Never pet that cute all black kitty with the white stripe down it's tail...



Hillwilliam -> RE: NEVER do this (10/6/2009 10:20:42 AM)

In line with the above, never eat really hot wings and then go down on a nilla woman.



Saratov -> RE: NEVER do this (10/6/2009 4:11:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

Never chop habeneros and masturbate.



Or forget to wash your hands after the above project and before going to the bathroom! [sm=tantrum.gif]



MasterSlaveLA -> RE: NEVER do this (10/9/2009 2:53:35 PM)

Never play Leap-Frog with a Unicorn!




passub -> RE: NEVER do this (10/11/2009 8:01:36 AM)

umm....never wank and drink and bank at the same...err time



passub -> RE: NEVER do this (10/11/2009 8:16:05 AM)

Never climb high buildings, without the use of a..ladder..very useful..essential in fact.



passub -> RE: NEVER do this (10/11/2009 8:18:11 AM)

Never practice, intricate bondage, on an individual who has a bad case of..diarrohea...



passub -> RE: NEVER do this (10/11/2009 8:20:00 AM)

never ever..never..absolutely never looka gift horse in the mouth or as we say in these parts...gob



passub -> RE: NEVER do this (10/11/2009 8:50:21 AM)

ummm beware of err trojans bearing gifs..espically if they be horses..



i3ear -> RE: NEVER do this (10/11/2009 1:06:24 PM)

My mama always say: Never piss on an electric fence



YoursMistress -> RE: NEVER do this (10/11/2009 4:58:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Never Eat Cheetos and Masturbate.

Steel


I don't understand.  What's the problem?  **looks down**  Ohhhh! I get it. 

yours



passub -> RE: NEVER do this (10/12/2009 7:32:06 AM)

Before contacting a dominant lady never ever forget to check yer dick be in neutral.



passub -> RE: NEVER do this (10/12/2009 7:34:47 AM)

after a first date..never forget to call or text..or....



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