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No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:01:08 PM   
Aylee


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Not any more. 

The University of Florida no longer has "Zombie Apocolypse" as part of their disaster preparedness planning. 

Unfortunatly this was probably the only part that was even read. 

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:08:27 PM   
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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:20:09 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		You know what the real problem is don't you????

You guessed it......

Do you have to take off their whole head???

or will simply setting them on fire kill them???

These are important things to know.....Otherwise the entire state of Florida runs the risk of becoming Zombies...

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:23:23 PM   
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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:24:21 PM   
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Zombie>>> <<<Kalista (and me, too!)

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:27:41 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Guns don't work. Look how much lead was pumped into them in Resident Evil, and they kept coming... and coming... and coming...

Without the Zombie Plan, we in FL will no longer know what the latest university research shows as the best way to off them.

Maybe UF can reprogram the love bugs to attack the zombie hoards, disintegrating them with their bodily acids like the bugs do when the go splat all over perfectly good paint jobs on cars.

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:33:44 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		Kali, you do not need to remove their head, that would be vampires.  You just need to inflict a severe head wound.  So shooting them in the head would be just fine.  Make sure you use hallow-points though. 

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:33:56 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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But what if they've already had their heads chopped off and you have a flame thrower instead?

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:36:34 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Dunno. Apparently the latest generation of zombies have the ability to mutate. That's why I'm hoping UF has the latest update to their love bug programming ready to go.

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:39:37 PM   
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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:43:35 PM   
sappatoti


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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 6:50:40 PM   
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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 7:27:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Aylee, honey...

You have entirely too much time on your hands.

There are better things to do with those hands.  One of the sluts told me.  I'm the sweetie innocent slut and wouldn't know of those things.

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 8:01:53 PM   
Aylee


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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/2/2009 11:51:41 PM   
GreedyTop


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Leave it Florida to ruin a perfectly good zombie defense plan.....


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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/3/2009 8:12:29 AM   
HatesParisHilton


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Status: offline 		alphascendant is gonna be REALLLY pissed off about this.

Now I am NEVER gonna get my Jesus Crackers.

Thanks a LOT,  Florida...

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/3/2009 8:42:55 AM   
Aylee


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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/3/2009 8:44:39 AM   
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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/3/2009 8:49:35 AM   
HatesParisHilton


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Status: offline 		not MY carpenterking crackers, damn you!  alpha never got me anymore so these are RATIONED as per emergency protocols!

One Galilean Lowfat (baked, with low salt from... the Dead Sea) per DAY, and that's for ME.

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RE: No more zombie plan. . . - 10/3/2009 10:08:33 AM   
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