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Hillwilliam -> Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 10:51:16 AM)

With all the fairly recent foofraw about waterboarding and other means of "inhumane" torture.  I thought Id come up with some more "humane" tortures to get information out of terrorist captives.

Here's My idea

Tuss em up and put them on one of those little boats and run em thru "it's a small world" for about 12 hours.  Hell, they'll BED to be waterboarded after that.


Ok folks.  What are YOUR ideas about offbeat and dare I say silly "tortures"?



xoxkittenxox -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 1:21:51 PM)

Tying them to a steel bolted chair and forcing them to listen to children's songs! The Wheels on the bus go round and round! >>



Saratov -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 1:49:30 PM)

Put 'em in an 'ice cream truck' with the windows down for 12 hrs. Or on a merry-go-round horse... repetitive kiddie music and the up and down.



Hanable -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 3:18:48 PM)

have them baby sit a bunch of 3-4 year olds... outside... thats real torture... h*ll... watching 1 is bad.

H >:)



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 3:29:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hanable

have them baby sit a bunch of 3-4 year olds... outside... thats real torture... h*ll... watching 1 is bad.

H >:)



Inside....on a rainy/snowy day would be worse....[;)]



xoxkittenxox -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 3:31:01 PM)

Whats wrong with antsy babies?! They can be so cuuuute!



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 4:45:22 PM)

*snort* You've never been stuck indoors with several 3-4 year olds have you?



LadyChallene -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 7:01:04 PM)

They are only 'cute' when you can give them back when they start to cry, or need changing.



Termyn8or -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/5/2009 10:30:07 PM)

FR

One fucking word - Barney.

T



Hanable -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/6/2009 2:22:40 PM)

ur right zephy.... inside is wrose.

H >:)



daintydimples -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/6/2009 2:27:51 PM)

Two fucking words - Tella Tubbies



BKSir -> RE: Who needs waterboarding? (10/6/2009 3:50:04 PM)

If my mother were still alive, I'd just call her and hand them the phone.  Now THAT is torture! >.<



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