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MMagic -> That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 7:13:21 AM)

I've managed to make a few new friends here and of course we share our craziest CM stories and laugh hysterically.  I said I wanted to write a post inviting others to share in the hopes that a little humor/sarcasm/and just down right, WTF?! posts might be helpful.  I know a lot of people come to CM looking for someone and can't figure why they get no response from the person they are trying to meet.  No names please people (and if you are the person someone is referring to, please don't out yourself by responding to the post, no one need know it's you.)  please don't set out to blatantly embarass anyone. If your feelings are easily hurt...don't read any further if you think you might be mentioned. And here we go:

Them: I like your profile, would like to get to know you.
Me: Sure, what would you like to know?
Them: I like feet, do you have pretty feet?
Me: I do, but not into that, so I'm gonna say we're not compatible, but good luck.
Them: Can I see your feet anyway? Just to be sure?
Me: .....<block>

Them:  I like black girls!
Me:....<block>

Them: I like your profile but don't believe you're a woman, I'll need to see you webcam naked to be sure.
Me: Um no, but I'll do a phone call.
Them: I KNEW it! You're not a woman!
Me:.....<block>



wineDineNtieMe -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 1:55:16 PM)

ok.. I'll play along....

I got one for you... I got a cmail about a month and some change ago from a Dom who described himself as strict and demanding and then proceeded to sell me on how submissive he is...

WTF???

I did a double take, a triple reading, quick scan to see if I missed the part where he identified as a switch, but nooo... this "Dom" wanted to submit....

Identity crisis much?

Should the mystery dom happen to stumble across this posting, my best advise is that if you have multiple ID's on CM (because honestly the cmail read like he forgot which voice he was supposed to speak from) keep it straight who you are when cmailling.

Or perhaps, don't type drunk.



sunshinemiss -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 3:43:47 PM)

Someone got a "kneel bitch" email from a regular poster here (ok, so somebody may have moaned about the fact that she'd not gotten one previously) and then ended up reading all future emails while in the kneeling position.  It's a rumor.



Daddysredhead -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 5:28:10 PM)

The same idiot who wrote to me months ago, wrote to me again:

Idiot:  "Mistress, would you write my phone number on a bathroom wall?" 
Me:  "no"

A few months ago, he gave me his actual number in his initial message.  I wrote back and said, "Thank you.  My best friend works for the FBI, I can get all kinds of information on you now."   *wonders how long he sat there pissing himself*



thornhappy -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 5:37:07 PM)

I bet the next time he does the writing himself!




Daddysredhead -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 6:09:40 PM)

*giggles*  no doubt



girlygurl -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 6:37:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

The same idiot who wrote to me months ago, wrote to me again:

Idiot:  "Mistress, would you write my phone number on a bathroom wall?" 
Me:  "no"

A few months ago, he gave me his actual number in his initial message.  I wrote back and said, "Thank you.  My best friend works for the FBI, I can get all kinds of information on you now."   *wonders how long he sat there pissing himself*


I got this one too Red. [:D]



DarkSteven -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 6:45:14 PM)

A whack job sent me this about a week ago:

"Hey wench, I may be able to handle you very well, gyrl. Ending up pimping you out maybe, but, that would be your choice, of course. PM me, or return email me, gyrl."

NO idea why he chose to send that to a Dom who has no interests in switching, crossdressing, or humiliation!

My response: "Who the fuck are you calling gyrl? Just being an asshole? Read profiles prior to contact!"



LanceHughes -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 9:53:41 PM)

A local sub (50 miles away from Denver) wrote asking if I'd take him on as a slave even though he would have to wear a "Justice bracelet" - ankle bracelet controlled electronically.  I considered it.  Talked to some straight friends that are familiar  (shall we say) with such people/things.  They cautioned me against getting involved.  He wanted me to write using snail-mail to him personally at his current "residence." Well, good old Lance is somewhat of a expert <blush> in using the internet and that tiny factoid lead to his mug shot! Of course, that was different than the five or six year old picture he had posted.  The charges/sentence were NOT for shoplifting as he told me while being "open and honest."  Turns out he had reached behind the phamacy counter in a grocery store and got caught for possession of a controlled substance. I was suspicious of a five-year sentence for shoplifting from the get-go. I e-mailed him his mug shot and links to his public record and said "My slaves don't lie.  You are outta here."  Didn't block him 'cause I wanted to see wether he responded. 

Nothing for months, and I forgot about it.

Of course, he then contacted me with new profile, new name, same pic, and same story.  My response: "Just how stupid are you trying to be?" and I sent him copies of some old e-mails. I did block him this time. I'm pretty sure if I had blocked him under old name that wouldn't have prevented him to write to me the 2nd time.



GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 10:11:08 PM)

Hi there..
 
some of mine..

him: I was wondering if you would bury me in a box and cover it up..like a sarcophagus?
Me: would you having a breathing device?
him: that's for me to know
ME: are you wanting to die?
him: thats my business..so will you do it?
~~~~~~~~
him: will you cut off my balls?
ME: no
him: do you anyone would?
 
~~~~~~~~~
 
him:so are you into dominating men?
 
~~~~~~~~~
 
him:(DOM) why don't you fo back to where you came from you sand rat and worship saddm's maggoty body?
ME: wtf?
him: well you're wearing a scarf in one of your piss
me: so?
him:you're muslim?
* never answered..the pic is a belly dance costume
 
GM
 
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HatesParisHilton -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 10:32:00 PM)

uh, MMagic?

you want REAL political INCORRECTNESS not bsed in race but based in pseudo culture?

(which means even the most pol-correct from BERZERKLEY or SantaTwatCruz can't lambast me for it...)

your real "minority" is not that you are "black".

it's that you are a Gamer you sucks at the clit-temple of Trinity from the Matrix.

now,comparitively, ehat those wnaknerds wrote to you in your initial post is LOVELY (as in the "That would be lovely" I've heard from Neil Gaiman himself, in person) compared to the REAL discrimination or incorrect bhaviour that would REALLY get under your skin here versus what you posted about:

\bein' a FANGIRL.

BEWAHHH HAWWW HAWWW!

/blows smoochies signed by  Tim Bradstreet AND Mike Dringenberg AND J.O.Barr, and more besides.



GreedyTop -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 11:15:02 PM)

Neil Gaiman... *swooon*



Acer49 -> RE: That's Not Right... (10/6/2009 11:36:50 PM)

This is pathetic that grown individuals would act is such a manner. My condolences to anyone one who is subjected to this. If only their mothers could see them now, I am sure they would be so proud NOT!!!!!



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