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LadyPact -> The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 12:06:29 PM)

This is going to show My age a bit.  I figure that's ok because not every person on these boards is exactly a spring chicken.  For those of you who are, bare with Me being an old fogey.

Back when I was younger, a couple of decades back before the internet, there used to be this phenomenon.  There was always one person in the same age group who would be the one who had a boyfriend/girlfriend who lived in a far away location.  (Usually Canada for those of us who grew up in the US.)  This person wasn't generally one of the more popular kids.  Usually not very attractive, socially inept, and didn't have a lot of friends.  When the time came around for everyone to go to the dance or out on a date, they never went.  They would never tell you it was because they weren't asked.  It was always because of the ficticious bf/gf in the far away location.

Now, please understand My illustration above.  Today we do have the net and there are a number of people involved with others who are not in the same locations.  There are a lot of LDRs out there for various reasons.  As many of you know, My dynamic is currently one of them thanks to Mistress Military.

What I'm talking about here is the new spin on the old trick that, somehow, we're supposed to fall for.  The threads come with subjects like these.  Since this is the Ask A Mistress forum, I'll be gender specific.

"My Mistress sent me to ask about humiliation ideas."

"My Mistress wants me to stretch my ass.  What do I do?"

"My Mistress sent me to get your opinions on what a good slave is."

"My Mistress wants to know how to play."



The number of people who hide behind the M type or s type that doesn't exist truly astounds Me.  It's funny but the other person that is supposedly linked to the originator of the question never has a profile with a picture or has ever met anyone else on the site.  Are we really supposed to fall for this?

Listen, folks.  You really don't have to create the adult version of an 'imaginary friend' to come here and ask questions.  If you want to have an intelligent discussion about things related to dynamics, or BDSM,  or anything else, we'll be more than happy to do so.  (Not wank material.)  We'll talk about how we think about these things relate to our personal preferences to our heart's content.  We just really don't need the new age version of the bf/gf from far away to do so.

Be on the level.  Ask your questions honestly.  You may enjoy the result.



Does anybody else see this?






pyroaquatic -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 12:18:24 PM)

Yes, yes I do see this and

"BOGUS IS REAL!!"

I never went to prom or anything of that type. I did not have an excuse other than 'i rather dislike all of those people on a whole.'

Honesty is very appreciated.

Can I still create an imaginary friend though? I get so lonely in this head of mine. I'll even tell you that s/he is imaginary because honesty is a good policy.

and no Lady Pact you are not an old fogey. bad thoughts, bad thoughts.




LaTigresse -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 12:59:48 PM)

I think a lot of people, especially online, create imaginary partners, both past and present.

I am sure the reasons vary person to person, but the biggest I would think are insecurity, and a fear of not being taken seriously. Or perhaps, not being seen as desirable.




Lockit -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 1:23:10 PM)

LOL...

I once was a simi regular at a bar in CA. and one day I went in after not being there in a while and someone told me about all the men saying they were having fun with me. I laughed and said... well damn... I guess I've been having a lot more fun than I knew! Let's have a drink on all the fun they think I'm having!

These days... I am starting to wonder if I am ever going to have fun again... I may be the next one coming in with an adult friend. But... really... I'm sure the color of my vibrator will have to be a part of his name, to be honest of course. Or maybe I can go with how long or wide it is. Yes.. that sounds far more kinky and less vibrator racist. Hell, my ET got famous at one site... this could work. I may find it a little stressful creating a profile for him... but... I will adjust.

All questions I ask will be from me though... you can count on that! I already learned how to make the battery last longer... but I can imagine asking why the hell they die when having sex with me. I just don't get that! Why can't they wait until I am happily slipping into a slumber???




pyroaquatic -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 1:26:26 PM)

Why not get one that plugs into the wall? It seems that it would not die.

I suppose one of the reasons as to why people come in with imaginary friends is that they do not want to feel vulnerable and exposed, all alone.

Or simply put they do not feel comfortable in their skin as of yet.




Lockit -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 1:31:33 PM)

That isn't why they die! There's still juice... I just kill them. It's me... I know it. Blackwidow I am.

There has to be a signature line there somewhere.

Actually some of the questions asked... are okay. It is that imaginary friend part that blows it all or the seeking for wank material.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 1:45:34 PM)

Dang, I wish some of the men in my past really WERE imaginary!!





IBused -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 1:47:52 PM)

OMG...now I know why I don't post here....you scare me!   I am an avid reader though...and have enjoyed the lessons all of you teach.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 1:49:28 PM)

LOCKIT scares you?  Dang, be glad you are not likely to run into Me or LadyPact! [:D]




RedMagic1 -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 1:55:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

That isn't why they die! There's still juice... I just kill them. It's me... I know it. Blackwidow I am.

There has to be a signature line there somewhere.

"Some femdoms get wet.  I drip poison."




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 2:32:51 PM)

I just got one 10 minutes ago telling me his Mistress commanded him to get 50 Dommes to look at his penis and tell him how small it is.  deleted/BLOCKED!

quote:

ORIGINAL: pyroaquatic

Why not get one that plugs into the wall? It seems that it would not die.


Not true.  I just maimed and killed my hitachi a couple weeks ago.

quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

That isn't why they die! There's still juice... I just kill them. It's me... I know it. Blackwidow I am.

There has to be a signature line there somewhere.

"Some femdoms get wet.  I drip poison."



OH 
MY
GOODNESS!

LOVE IT!!!!

RedMagic,  do you mind if I borrow that?




Cuffkinks -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 2:49:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

Not true.  I just maimed and killed my hitachi a couple weeks ago.




In honor of BSB's hitachi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xrlf3taEo




IBused -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 2:49:24 PM)

OMG....50....it's like the nightmare from the movie 50 first dates with Drew and Adam....In this one though the Dommes keep laughing at the penis...you wake up and it all begins again. Chrisakes...I'm not sleeping tonight.




Lockit -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 3:00:52 PM)

LOL... you don't need a bunch of dominant's to put the fear of all things domina into you! You have your own storyline going! lol




RedMagic1 -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 3:02:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch
RedMagic,  do you mind if I borrow that?

I would be honored, pretty lady.




Lockit -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 3:07:47 PM)

Wow! Offer me a signature line and give it to someone else! lol Oh well... I was thinking more of... the blackwidow of all things that vibrate or something of the like. (ET is still alive after all these years though, but he bites, so I am scared of him!) hehe




aidan -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 3:08:32 PM)

I just want to post to say that the "Canadian girlfriend" schtick is still alive and well. And now, having a Domme/girlfriend who does live in Canada, I get no end of shit about it from my friends. :-p




keane -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 3:36:55 PM)

I am married and have a girlfriend in another state.  They know about each other.  I don't have a Domme.  Is anyone interested?  My wife is sub and the GF is neither, she just is.  But, Yeah.  If I need a question answered I would just ask and not hide behind a fictional or non fictional person.  




RedMagic1 -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 3:40:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Wow! Offer me a signature line and give it to someone else!

Maybe the two of you could fight over it....[;)]

I won't suggest that the two of you tag-team punish me for being so fickle with my words, because I am happily unavailable.  But in any case, Ms. Lockit, I am sure your juices are the purest sweetness, not poison at all, because your personality is so kind and loving.




Politesub53 -> RE: The New Age Version Of An Old Trick (10/6/2009 4:05:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

I already learned how to make the battery last longer... but I can imagine asking why the hell they die when having sex with me. I just don't get that!


Please Miss, I know this one.......... < smirks a tad >

My motto.....Laugh now, pay later.




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