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zephyroftheNorth -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 12:41:02 PM)

You have GOT to be kidding.....you are joking right? Please tell me you are joking.....




Daddysredhead -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 12:43:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

she already did.


Dear gary, Greedy... thank heavens for you.  My eyes were crossed and rolling along the floor.   [&o]


quote:

 ORIGINAL: cekass

let me finish up my bottle of vodka...


Oh yeah, that'll score you all kinds of points with the ladies.  I love it when I get drunk messages from strange men.  [8|]




Aylee -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 1:10:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Oh yeah, that'll score you all kinds of points with the ladies.  I love it when I get drunk messages from strange men.  [8|]

So. . . I am curious. . . how do you tell the drunk messages from the really badly typed idiot messages?

Inquiring minds and all of that.




Daddysredhead -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 1:15:27 PM)

The easiest way is to lean over and smell the screen.  If it smells like booze, I assume it's drunk.  In instances of consumption of gin or vodka, it's much more tricky...  I usually ask the message to walk heel to toe along the line of the monitor.




thornhappy -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 1:33:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cekass

let me finish up my bottle of vodka...

REAL men drink Everclear.  * hic * so do weal subs * hic *




Daddysredhead -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 1:34:38 PM)

Dear gary... isn't that as bad as drinking nail polish remover?  [:o]




thornhappy -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 1:37:28 PM)

* hic *

Welllll, ya got to dilute it a bit.  Orange juice, Gatorade, etc. 

I'd be too scared to drink it straight.  One stray spark and * WHOOSH! *




Daddysredhead -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 1:38:34 PM)

*stay away from the flames, thorny... stay away from the flames*  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m28.gif[/image]




Aylee -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 1:51:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

* hic *

Welllll, ya got to dilute it a bit.  Orange juice, Gatorade, etc. 

I'd be too scared to drink it straight.  One stray spark and * WHOOSH! *



I tried it straight once.  HOLY COW!  I had bought a little bottle to make those cherries with and the guy at the liquor store said NOT to drink it straight.  Yeah well, he might as well have waved a red cape.  I just had to take a sip straight.  Umm yeah. . . not doing that again.  It immediatly felt like ALL moisture had been removed from my mouth and throat.  I cannot tell if there was a burning sensation or not as I could not feel anything. 




Daddysredhead -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 2:03:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

I cannot tell if there was a burning sensation or not as I could not feel anything. 


They make a salve for that yanno.




Aylee -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 2:16:13 PM)

Yanno. . . you are probably the reason that they have the warning on the Preparation H tube about NOT taking internally.[8|]




Daddysredhead -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 7:21:36 PM)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!  I luzzz you, too, Aylee!




dcnovice -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 7:25:12 PM)

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looks like no submissive women in nyc...


Yep, NY broads are all dominant. That's why NY's per capita boot sales are the highest in the nation.




fluffypet61 -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 7:31:18 PM)

Just like in Dublin, DC.




impishlilhellcat -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 7:34:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: cekass

looks like no submissive women in nyc...




The whole city is devoid of submissives they all just ran away and hid.




Daddysredhead -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 8:05:58 PM)

I heard they all moved to New Jersey.  Maybe adjusting the search area?




impishlilhellcat -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 8:07:28 PM)

I bet once that happened there wouldn't be a single submissive in NJ.


I'm guessing someone ate them all

<nodsnodsnodsnods>




Daddysredhead -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 8:09:35 PM)

They're like cockroaches or something, Imp.  Shine a light on them and they scatter! 




Aylee -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 8:09:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!  I luzzz you, too, Aylee!


Well, you ARE my favorite southern redhead!  Oh yeah! 




impishlilhellcat -> RE: nyc (10/10/2009 8:10:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

They're like cockroaches or something, Imp.  Shine a light on them and they scatter! 



Or someone squashed the ones that didn't hide fast enough.


ewww




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