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VeryNastyDom -> Viagara Problem (10/9/2009 11:37:55 AM)
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This morning she asked me "Would you like some breakfast? I can make you some of that Colombian coffee you like, a nice fluffy cheese omelet, and some buttered English muffins."
I replied "No thanks, I don't have much of an appetite. I think it is this Viagara I have been taking."
A while later she asked "How about some lunch? I baked some nice French bread last night and I can make you a sandwich. We have some lovely ham, cheese, and Dijon mustard."
To which I replied "No, with this Viagara I am not really hungry."
In the evening she asked "Are you ready for some dinner. I will make a fresh apple pie and I will make a roast chicken with that garlic sauce you like. Maybe some broccoli with Hollandaise and a nice bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon to go with it."
I answered "That sounds great, but I am afraid the Viagara has put me off food."
She replied "Fine if you don't want to eat, but can you please get the fuck off of me. I haven't eaten all day and I am starving."
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