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Tslaveboy -> Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 1:22:17 PM)

In 2 weeks I'm going to be experiencing my first "Ass Smoothie." The woman I'm doing it with has done this before and it will be my first time consuming a smoothie out of a woman's ass. I believe it also would be classified as "felching." If I'm wrong on this, what is the proper term? I'm still relatively new to all of these activities.

I was also wondering if there are other related activities to consumption of smoothies? Can whole foods like bananas or grapes also be consumed from a woman's ass?



OttersSwim -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 1:27:27 PM)

O.o



Aileen1968 -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 1:29:28 PM)

Go for the prime rib....



MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 1:31:44 PM)

Four words for you to Google... TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!!!

[sm=rofl.gif]



divi -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 1:38:04 PM)

Try walking into a Whole Foods and ask them for an Ass Smoothie lol



playfulotter -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 1:47:39 PM)

I thought felching involved a "gerbil" in some capacity but I will have to research this. Here is the audio from a radio show which I was sent more than five years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk&feature=related

Edited to add: I guess it can be both now that I looked it up!



sirsholly -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 2:54:26 PM)

i have no clue what an ass smoothie and felching are....and i think i prefer it that way[:)]



sappatoti -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:05:43 PM)

I think I understand the OP. Shall I paint you a picture Hols?

;-)



sirsholly -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:08:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

I think I understand the OP. Shall I paint you a picture Hols?

;-)
aww thanks Sap...but FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



mnottertail -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:09:16 PM)

give her a straw and a glutean bottle.

R



Daddysredhead -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:28:28 PM)

Here ya go... and if someone can suck a gerbil out of someone's ass or pussy with a straw or without, they've got lots of fucking suction going on there... could put Dyson vacuums out of business.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

Used in a rhyme:  "The source of your constant belching could be from all that felching."  [:D]

(thank you, yes... I'm twisted as fuck)



sirsholly -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:34:15 PM)

quote:

Used in a rhyme: "The source of your constant belching could be from all that felching."

(thank you, yes... I'm twisted as fuck)


while i have this straw up your ass,
i would appreciate it if you didn't pass gas...



mnottertail -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:36:04 PM)

or look like a duncan phyfe headboard.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:38:48 PM)

*spews iced tea from the bad jokes*



sirsholly -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:39:00 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



sirsholly -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:40:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

*spews iced tea from the bad jokes*
need a straw?



fluffypet61 -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:42:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: playfulotter

I thought felching involved a "gerbil" in some capacity but I will have to research this. Here is the audio from a radio show which I was sent more than five years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk&feature=related

Edited to add: I guess it can be both now that I looked it up!

OMG!!!
My sides hurt, playfulotter! 
That was just .... just .... i don't know what.

What a safe word....Armageddon!
 



mnottertail -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:44:20 PM)

Well, there are vegan felchers.

Ron



impishlilhellcat -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:45:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA

Four words for you to Google... TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!!!

[sm=rofl.gif]





Oh so gross eww!



Daddysredhead -> RE: Felching - 1st time coming up (10/9/2009 5:55:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

*spews iced tea from the bad jokes*

need a straw?


sippy cup?



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