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allthatjaz -> Fishing... (10/9/2009 2:19:46 PM)
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It's a nice sunny day so Jim decides to go fishing at his usual spot
at a local river. Taking up his usual place, he is surprised to see
another guy sitting on the opposite side of the river. When Jim leaves
that evening the stranger is still sitting there.
When Jim comes back early the next morning, the stranger is there
again and is still fishing when Jim leaves at night.
This happens for a few days until Jim can't contain his curiosity any
more. He walks up to the stranger and says, "Excuse me, I can't help
noticing that every morning when I arrive you are sitting there, and
you're still there when I leave every night. Don't you have a home to
go to?"
"I'm on my honeymoon," replies the stranger. "My wife is in that log
cabin up there on the hillside."
"Shouldn't you be up there screwing her then?" says Jim.
"I can't. She's got gonorrhea," says the stranger.
"What about doing it in her tradesman's entrance?"
"Can't. She's got diarrhoea."
"Well, couldn't you get her to give you a blowjob?"
"Nope. She's got pyorrhea."
"That's terrible," says Jim. "Why did you marry her then?"
"For the maggots."
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