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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 5:35:57 AM   
DarkSteven


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holly, with my competitive spirit, I am obligated to outdo the OP and therefore pledge to suck toes past completion.

Now what the heck did I just say? 


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 5:42:36 AM   
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Yea, you and thousands of other horny guys. Not to mention countless lesbians.

Was there a question here?


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 5:45:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

holly, with my competitive spirit, I am obligated to outdo the OP and therefore pledge to suck toes past completion.

Now what the heck did I just say? 



I don't know, but I hope she washed them first. Just saying.


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 5:49:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

holly, with my competitive spirit, I am obligated to outdo the OP and therefore pledge to suck toes past completion.

Now what the heck did I just say? 



I don't know, but I hope she washed them first. Just saying.

i just walked barefoot in the cow pasture. Thats not a problem, is it?


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 5:50:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: herbitchbottom

seriously, i am here to eat pussy, suck each toe to completion and kiss ass, with nothing expected in return!



OH my Gwad!!! Call me!!!!


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 5:59:45 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

holly, with my competitive spirit, I am obligated to outdo the OP and therefore pledge to suck toes past completion.

Now what the heck did I just say? 



I don't know, but I hope she washed them first. Just saying.

i just walked barefoot in the cow pasture. Thats not a problem, is it?



But the cows were clean, right?


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 6:04:07 AM   
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But the cows were clean, right?
of course...it rained all night

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 9:52:38 AM   
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quote:

That's nice and everything, but can you please get the laundry done first? Thanks.


Careful now, some of us would take you up on that!


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 10:05:58 AM   
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Said the male with his brown eye sticking up in the air,
The Cat in the Hat Mistress said She didn't care,

"Come look at My mailbox," She said with a sigh,
"Dozens of offers for the same thing each week, no lie,

This makes you no different than so many little boys,
Who hope to be used as the Mistress's sexual toy,

I can get sexual favors from anywhere, it's true,
And I doubt I'd lower My standards to one such as you"

The boy looked puzzled, til his puzzler was sore,
After all, he thought, isn't that what CM is for?

The boy faded away, but the Mistress remained,
When the new one shows up tomorrow, she'll say it again.




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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 10:08:36 AM   
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Did you just write that?  Impressive!!

Even if you had it on file for these occasions, very well done.


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 10:29:17 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: KYsissy

Did you just write that?  Impressive!!

Even if you had it on file for these occasions, very well done.




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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 3:36:41 PM   
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OMG Lady Pact... that was funny! Very creative of you!

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/10/2009 6:25:21 PM   
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Bravo, Lady Pact!  :> 
  Davan

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/11/2009 5:53:58 AM   
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damn,,,, You guys are so harsh !!!! I almost feel bad for the poor bitch,,, Almost.

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/12/2009 2:26:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Said the male with his brown eye sticking up in the air,
The Cat in the Hat Mistress said She didn't care,

"Come look at My mailbox," She said with a sigh,
"Dozens of offers for the same thing each week, no lie,

This makes you no different than so many little boys,
Who hope to be used as the Mistress's sexual toy,

I can get sexual favors from anywhere, it's true,
And I doubt I'd lower My standards to one such as you"

The boy looked puzzled, til his puzzler was sore,
After all, he thought, isn't that what CM is for?

The boy faded away, but the Mistress remained,
When the new one shows up tomorrow, she'll say it again.





< Message edited by hlen5 -- 10/12/2009 2:28:02 PM >


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